Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 01, 2020

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Why the long face?” The horse replies, “I just found out I’m descended from an eohippus.”

Okay?

I call my chickens My Little Dinosaurs lol!

Chickin farmin’ is fun :-))

If you want to see the wolf in your dogs, give them some real animal blood. If one dog comes over to another dog’s bowl, they will defend it like you have never seen before; like their brains have gone back about 100,000 years in time.

A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

The gene pool is getting shallow everywhere.

And humans have evolved Soooo much.

In reality, wolves are NOT proud and noble.

See what happens when you smoke cigarettes?

And I won’t tell people why you crossed the road.

He took that cigarette in there just to fowl the air.

I also promise not to call that Colonel guy and tell him I saw you.