Clay Jones for September 18, 2020

You have to sneak it into the mashed potatoes, just like every other child.

Yes, he really did say that there are exploding trees on a recent Fox and Friends episode. Of course he also mentioned that Europeans live in forest cities and a bunch of other amazing things.

PS: I thought it was one of the Bushes who hated broccoli. Though I guess anybody who prefers hamberders is unlikely to like their veggies.

Sippy cup of “skience”, full of covfefe.

Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick, doesn’t anyone realize this dim-bulb, senile, twit is incompetent in every single meaning of the word? Why has he not been removed from office and placed in treatment to get help? 25th ammendment, section 4 (I know, I know – Mike Dense. But he isn’t far behind).

when you, the president brag about ordering a football team, FAST FOOD when your a billionaire then you better check yourself into the ER. He also says he weights 243 (I think is right) which Is right before obose. I think he is lying about that because Hey eats a burger a day. just go onto youtube and you will see what I mean. A that rate if you only weight 243 then well done but he doesn’t so BEEP lie detector out

Please tell me he is truly eating like this, please.

Maybe it’s me, but….I starting to lose faith in President trump.

Am I alone?

‘Skience’. Giggle.

Trump et all are having exploding breakdowns… in public. What will they do and say in the short time before Nov 3 is anyone’s guess.

The real problem is; Trump’s stomach has gotten so used to greasy, fatty, un-healthy food, that if he eats any healthy foods, his stomach goes into severe anaphylactic shock.

I don`t like this toon, broccoli is a great food. Good tasting and good for you.

You say it’s broccoli. I say it’s spinach, and I say to hell with it.

The tragedy is that he doesn’t know that he doesn’t know. Let us not discuss what he doesn’t know.

Europe has had more wildfires over the last few years. Some of these are even in Sweden. Siberia wire fires are ongoing. Australia, South Korea last year. Indonesia. the Congo. This not just about forestry management. We have a problem.

Now that Caputo is kaput, that leaves just HOW many lunatics left in the Trump maladministration? (No, no, don’t list HIM, that’s way too easy!)

Some trees that containgreen wood and sap with sufficient moisture, when exposed suddenly to extreme heat do crackle and sometimes explode. It is not the cause of fires, it is the result. As usual, however, Trump mangles the facts and misapplies them. Does he have a bear skin rug in the White House. If so, I hope it is not from … Smokey Bear.

Game over sports fans, we are now in irreversible abrupt climate change. Translation: It is out of human control period.

rip ruth bader ginsburg.

1933-2020.

I am going to hate to see what trump will do about this news but for now lets remember her for what she has done and what she accomplished

Take a fork and rake the plate to remove the trees . . . . poor baby. How cruel.