Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for October 01, 2020

That kind of question always makes me channel Frozone’s wife in The Incredibles: “WHY do you WANT to KNOW?”

I’m curious why there’s a map of Malaysia behind the fence.

In all reality , But on Milford’s next possession chunks of an astroid breaking up over Milford fall on the players and fans and the game is halted, allowing them to watch the girls volleyball game .

It’s the return of “butterfingers” Roh

P1, And you’re not playing at all unless it’s a blowout, Terry!

P2, Hmm, is it The Ballard in Louisville, Seattle or Huxley, Iowa?

P3, “Sorry” Charlie Roh strikes again?

Perhaps “Pass the Dutchie” wasn’t the best song to play during the break when the teams and officials reset themselves after the Macy run.

I give up. What is P-3 supposed to show:

a) the Milford back carrying /dropping the ball one handed

b) a Ballard player wrapping up a Milford blocker

c) a hand off to another Milford player who is running into a Milford blocker

d) a fumble as well as a hand in a golf glove that is just there to tease all the MCC fans

P 1.5: “… great idea!… let’s go over here by the end of the bench to discuss it without the game distracting us…”

I doubt even Gil would bench his QB for one missed hand off. It’s not like he has Nick Foles on the bench.

A fun fact for all you Gil Fanatics. The Louisville, KY Ballard Bruins were road warriors in 2019 due to the rehabilitation project on Pat Crawford Stadium.

My first thought was it’s another “Ruh-Oh” moment but T-Rap’s handoff (if that is indeed he) isn’t even up to the standards of your average Pee Wee football quarterback. Time for former State Champion Gilpa to pull the plug and institute the “Two QBs are Better than One” offense.

P3: There’s clearly a hole in de fence.

P4 (after the game):

“That was an awesome handoff. Let’s hit the showers and do it again.”

,,,the QB gets sacked, separates shoulder. We have a new hero off the bench. Coach ’em up, State Champion!

Looking at the color version, all I can say is, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN P3? The quarterback(?) is trying to hand off the ball to the butt of a Ballard player. And speaking of butts, don’t be a butthead, read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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