Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 30, 2020

“It was all I could do just surviving my Wal-Mart mascot days – and now THIS???!?”

If you keep making that face, it’s going to get stuck like that.

Ow. My face hurts just thinking about that.

Have a nice day. Mu hu wha ha ha ha!

Wearing a mask, you can let your eyes do the smiling.

* If you maintain an eggplant emoji for more than four hours, consult a physician or healthcare professional immediately.

He’s better than I am at it!

Turn off the TV, turn on the music, smile all day!

Hang in there Smiley….three more months to go in 2020

Meanwhile, the lamp in the corner is still thinking about those two dogs

Sometimes you just have to grin and bear it.

oh poop. (place poop emoticon here)

2020… the year the smiley face finally died.

“It was the worst thing I had ever seen…”Everybody

I’ve always been mad, I know I’ve been mad

Like the most of us have

Very hard to explain why you’re mad

Even if you’re not mad

-Speak to Me; Dark Side of the Moon

Where’s your mask?