Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 25, 2020

Shear courage.

He must have been smoking that grass instead of eating it.

smack snack

I used to tell young guys at work, who threatened me, that it was a losing situation for them. If he kicked my ass, all he did was kick an old man’s ass. If I got in that ONE lucky punch (it’s possible), the aggressor got his ass kicked by an old man. Of course these fellers weren’t looking for lunch.

Well, I’ve been wanting a new woolen blanket anyway, says the lioness.

Actually they want ALL of you

I’d go for the shoulder chop.

Ewe aren’t sheepish, and that’s a shear fact.

They’re gluttons for mutton.

That sheep’s a real baaaaaaaaaaaaaada$$.

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” – Benj. Franklin (apocryphal)

Ram-bo

Wooly bully … earworm!

Actually, a Baaaaa-d move.

“The lion will lay down with the lamb, but the lamb will get very little sleep.” – Woody Allen

Looks like a guy in a sheep’s outfit.

Hopefully, he is packing some serious hardware.