Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 31, 2020

I have that problem, after all it’s already paid for so at this point it’s basically free.

Hang on tight Ralph. Candy might be bad for squirrels.

Reverse course, emergency warp. Do we have emergency warp? If we don’t break fre now, we never will.

Looks like he succumbs to temptation on a regular basis.

At least Ralph has been able to resist.

If you can’t handle it, don’t buy it.

This is why I never have it in the house. If it’s not here, I can’t eat it. Works for cookies, cake, pie, ice cream, & soft drinks. I do make allowances and semi-exceptions, though. I buy NF or LF frozen yogurt instead of ice cream. And holidays are a license to eat.

It gets worse, the more he eats the greater the gravitational attraction.

Try not to eat all the candy before the trick or treaters arrive.

“We’re givin’ her all the will power we can, Cap’n.”

Escape? Why on earth would I want to?

I never have a problem with leftover Halloween candy…I always buy a candy that both my lawn care guy and I enjoy. That way if the little bas…er…kids don’t get it all Halloween it will get eaten in due time.