Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for February 11, 2021

That’s what boyfriends are for

If nothing else, she’s getting a good arm workout!

For goodness’ sake, just take a jar home and run it under hot water! You’ll get the lid off then. Or tap it three or for times with a butter knife handle. Not to hard, though. Don’t want the glass to break.

A wide rubber band works well.

Tap the top, release the air. Turn

I still have my mother’s jar wrench from the Shaker Heights Savings and Loan, circa 1965. Works great! :)

And perhaps even sample a few

Olive that idea

If the jar’s easy to open, the olives are no good.

Another option is to take your own jar to the bar and order enough martinis to fill it (read of a man who did this when his wife sent him to the store for some).

So what, Fritzi is weak?