Well, that and all the people you gave as references appear to be dead.
Well, maybe yes, there’s that. But mostly it’s the stench of decay and the flakes of grey detritus that make every living employee uncomfortable….
Your resume doesn’t show any skills updates over the last 3000 years.
“Yes, but also because of your horrible stench, your missing insides, and your tendency to kill your coworkers because of an ancient curse.”
“Hey, calm down, you’re wrapped too tight, man…”
Anybody else notice that the Mummy always seems to look like Ronald Reagan?
He doesn’t leave fingerprints anymore.
“Are you a citizen? Or are you otherwise authorized to work here?”
I’d take a shot at the answers to both questions being “No.”
Tell him you’re going to tell your mummy.
Don’t allow that to tear yourself apart.
He’s all wrapped up in his ancient beliefs…
October 30, 2015
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
Well, that and all the people you gave as references appear to be dead.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Well, maybe yes, there’s that. But mostly it’s the stench of decay and the flakes of grey detritus that make every living employee uncomfortable….
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
Your resume doesn’t show any skills updates over the last 3000 years.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
“Yes, but also because of your horrible stench, your missing insides, and your tendency to kill your coworkers because of an ancient curse.”
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
“Hey, calm down, you’re wrapped too tight, man…”
57-Don over 3 years ago
Anybody else notice that the Mummy always seems to look like Ronald Reagan?
Lady loves a joke over 3 years ago
He doesn’t leave fingerprints anymore.
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Are you a citizen? Or are you otherwise authorized to work here?”
I’d take a shot at the answers to both questions being “No.”
tinstar over 3 years ago
Tell him you’re going to tell your mummy.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
Don’t allow that to tear yourself apart.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
He’s all wrapped up in his ancient beliefs…