Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 04, 2020

I think we’ve found the root of the insomnia.

Caffeine and a sugar high is a mean monkey to carry on one’s back…..

A good cure for insomnia is sleeping outdoors. Or sleeping indoors.

The supervisor must not be around for Ralph’s buddy to be dressed the way he is!

I was on a bus with an attractive young woman. She sneezed every few minutes, and then let out a seductive moan. This went on for a very long time. I finally asked her if she had something.

“Yes”, she said. “but don’t worry, it isn’t CoVid-19 or anything, just an allergy”

“And the moaning?” I asked.

“Oh, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm”

“Wow”, I said, “are you taking anything for it?”

“Yes, Pepper”

Hey, No-Neck! Long time no see!

Mocca shake with 3 espresso shots, please.

Sometimes I wonder why Ralph doesn’t have more health problems

I started having insomnia problems a couple years ago. I can go days without sleeping and then crash and have a solid nights sleep then back to not sleeping. Of course for me this is actually an improvement. When i was younger I could sleep any time or any place with no troubles. Other than the fact that I would fall aleep while writing exams, on roller coasters and other places where at the very least adrenaline should have kept me awake it never caused me any serious issues.

LOL!

Where is there 24-hour shake and donut shops?

Swap out the caffeine and junk food for a lavender room freshener, Ralph; that should do the trick.

Isn’t that like eating A LOT of cheese when you can’t “go”?

All of our local 24hr stores/restaurants have been closed overnight for months because of covid. Walmart, Walgreens, IHOP and Denny’s…. all have reduced their hours

Seriously, melatonin helps.