Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 05, 2020

If the refs make a bad call, they only prove they need glasses.

The league pretends to have a season, the teams pretend to play, and the networks pretend that people are watching.

Six feet? OK; it’s now second and eight.

Gonna need a bigger field. Maybe shrink the space once used for the now empty stands? Also gonna have to figure out how to add sterile masks under the face guard.

There will be some pretty high scoring games.

Well, here’s a solution : They all get jousting sticks and start playing the game. The aim is to stop the guy running the ball with the help of the jousting stick and pick up the ball and run when he gets hit and falls down.

the reality for ‘woke’ millionaires is hard for them to accept. they think they are the only thing – and it is true that for some ‘fans’, sports is a religion and they will do whatever the ‘gods’ say. for myself – the nba, nfl, mlb, and the rest of the ‘woke’ millionaires can 1. give away their money to those who truly need it for food, clothes, housing, opportunity, etc.instead of just flapping their gums 2. quit virtue signaling how wonderful they are 3. grow a backbone instead of a twitter following. a lot of people will do anything for money so I guess they are like a lot of people – (I know that not all stand accused – but almost all cave to point 3) I had a choice about 5 years ago – throw up while watching the ‘woke’ play or quit watching. I chose not to throw up. js

No problem – there won’t be many people watching them kneel.

“OK, number 42, pick up the ball.”

“I’m not picking up the ball, you pick up the ball!”

That would cut down on the Pass Interference penalties.

Think of the new penalties:

Offensive physical distancing violation

Defensive physical distancing violation

Offense to offense physical distancing violation

Defense to defense physical distancing violation

Just give them lariats or bolas instead of tackling. I might even watch that!

He hasn’t yet gotten to the paragraph about exactly which small arms will be allowed on the field.

I’m getting a bit tired of the continual COVID jokes.

THAT kind of scheme might yield success for the lions…