odd angle, so funny! artist Teresa Burritt you have a skewed sense of humor ;+)
Curb side pick-up?
Nobody had been aware of it, but there was a plant among them, set to deter them from success and slow them down.
It was a face plant.
My Favorite Part™ was “Teresa Burritt you have a skewed sense of humor.”
How does one fracture a toe on a butt? Inquiring minds want to know….Hmmmmm
…toe stuck in butt…
…news at eleven…
…I broke my toe tripping down the stairs…
I think I’d remember it if axial force broke my toe in somebody’s assets.
“Oh, quit whining. I can almost reach the cookie jar.”
The unsupervised demonstration by the gymnastics team resulted in injury and remonstrances all around. But Coach Teresa wasn’t TOO put out. It still demonstrated team spirit.
Everyone knows that part of a toe’s function is to find misplaced furniture in the night ….
Stubbed his toe and ended up shouting, ‘Duck!’, always makes him use fowl language..
Ree ree ree, kick em in the knee, ras ras ras, kick em in the other knee.
Stubbing your toe, ehh? I guess that means that the guy on the floor is a real Hard Ass, right?
As for the crushing injuries my guys with their baseball bats are adept at providing those: we specialize in kneecaps!
Be good. See?
charles9156 almost 4 years ago
odd angle, so funny! artist Teresa Burritt you have a skewed sense of humor ;+)
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 4 years ago
Curb side pick-up?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Nobody had been aware of it, but there was a plant among them, set to deter them from success and slow them down.
It was a face plant.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
My Favorite Part™ was “Teresa Burritt you have a skewed sense of humor.”
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
How does one fracture a toe on a butt? Inquiring minds want to know….Hmmmmm
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…toe stuck in butt…
…news at eleven…
…I broke my toe tripping down the stairs…
painedsmile almost 4 years ago
I think I’d remember it if axial force broke my toe in somebody’s assets.
cooganm Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Oh, quit whining. I can almost reach the cookie jar.”
coltish1 almost 4 years ago
The unsupervised demonstration by the gymnastics team resulted in injury and remonstrances all around. But Coach Teresa wasn’t TOO put out. It still demonstrated team spirit.
Howard'sMyHero almost 4 years ago
Everyone knows that part of a toe’s function is to find misplaced furniture in the night ….
INGSOC almost 4 years ago
Stubbed his toe and ended up shouting, ‘Duck!’, always makes him use fowl language..
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
Ree ree ree, kick em in the knee, ras ras ras, kick em in the other knee.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Stubbing your toe, ehh? I guess that means that the guy on the floor is a real Hard Ass, right?
As for the crushing injuries my guys with their baseball bats are adept at providing those: we specialize in kneecaps!
Be good. See?