Close to Home by John McPherson for August 26, 2020

Yep he’s under alright. Wonder what rank Bleeb is.

Where are Major Disaster and General Screwup?

This is like the first episode of Space Force .

What — he isn’t going to introduce Alien Bleeb??

Looks like Trump’s cabinet.

How come he didn’t introduce Sgt Lamp?

If this is supposed to be the USA, the Secretary and Undersecretary should not be in uniform.

Figured the undersecretary would have the secretary on his shoulders…

“…oh and uh, we’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t step on that weird little alien bug lookin’ thing, standing at attention right next to Admiral Robb… he uh, thinks he’s part of the cabinet. We here at the Pentagon, aren’t exactly sure what that thing is yet, but we’re fairly certain that it’s probably dangerous… like maybe venomous, or poisonous, or stinks, or sump’n.” シ

Yeah. I always felt that “under” secretary of anything was sort of an insult.

But…that’s not a secretary – more of an end table.

Could at least been under a secretary desk. Wouldn’t have been that difficult to add a hinged top.

And semi-private Bleeb.

Careful. This office is bugged.

Fleeced to meet you all…

Don’t show us your rear admiral

The secretary and under secretary are on active duty? That’s gonna cause a conflict. Especially if they are secretarys of Defense.

John McPherson, you’e good at giving us stuff we can mess with!! (Keeps us from messing w/each other) Thanks.

Hangin’ with Corporal Punishment, Private Thoughts and Sargeant Shriver

That’s a lamp table, not a secretary

The Interior secretary is behind the wall.

He didn’t introduce Bleeb! I’m outraged!

Hear, hear! :-)

Oh c’mon, folks! You mean to tell me no one is going to quote from Airplane! on this?!