Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 31, 2020

Vader forgets that his son was once working as a farmer and found himself training as a Jedi Knight.;-D

“Luke, I am your father. Clean your room!”

Maybe you could give him a hand.

Chill, Dad.

Ralph, it’s causing a disturbance in the Force.

I understand the Death Star is looking for a garbage compactor maintenance technician.

So wadda ya gonna do, cut off my hand?

Portland …"I do have a job, I work nights.

This is why he became a rebellious teenager and did everything he could to spite his parent.

Pop, are you wearing your full face SCUBA mask again?

There is a disappointment in the force!

Maybe you could sell droids. Or work at the local bar.

I sense a disturbance .. in the work force.

“We can’t all be media announcers, Dad.”