Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 12, 2020

… that poor cocker spaniel didn’t understand just how handsome his imperfection made him…

…Jane, meanwhile, had botoxed lips and loved them…

… Andy, meanwhile, was in the toolshed playing with a sock…

… why is Bob always after some tail?…

…at least, Dumbo could fly…his bobbed tail couldn’t even float…

… and Clarice wanted to watch Rudolph shine his shiny red nose on this badly bobbed tail…

…because Clarice liked nothing better than playing reindeer games…

…Lucky Strike unfiltered are a cool way to get your groove on…

…People don’t sympathize with coffee makers or nuclear weapons…

…they sympathize with the poor stiff who drinks a cup of joe while confined to a fallout shelter. …

Peter Pinocchio religious put his nose to the grinder in New Guinea…

Just until it grows out a bit.

You call that hiding?

How badly WAS his tail bobbed?

At least it wasn’t Ralphed.

… and he has a touch of Herd Mutiny …!

Not a fan of bobbed tails here. I like dogs with serious coats and even more serious tails. Collies, to be precise, or “rough collies” for the more pedantic amongst us.

So, this riff-raff rabble (or is that a five-frame multiple exposure of just one cur?) and the bobbed one also should have stayed behind the tool shed, out of our sight and mind, mind you….

Curmudgeonly in part because Sister snuck in this new one after I had posted on The One That Lingered Past Midnight….

“Behind the tool shed” is a euphemism often accompanied by shame. Didn’t they outlaw shame? It seems to be in short supply.

I hope somebody bet on the bay.

I say o’ chap, growing older with 3 older sisters, and 1 younger., hair on their head was a really big issue..

A bobbie on the head came up and on the tail not so much…

Trim those split ends and iron the bobtail straight. It’ll grow back perfect and no single hair out of place.

…at least he got some tail behind the toolshed…

…and bobbed is just an expression…

…none of the others were into pink rabbits…

…not even the bear…

… even though they were known for giving up a little tail…

…just sit right back and you’ll here a tail…

Some fuzz buzz…

He said to the hair clipper….

Give me a bowl ✂ cut…

Instead he got a jughead cut.

Bobbing for road apples …?

Hiding would have worked had it not been for the bells on bob tail ring.

Still hiding? For shame! (?)

Come out of the cupboard ye boys and ye girls.