Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 28, 2020

These aren’t drawn like males should be drawn.

I can just hear the narrator’s opening lines to the scene…“Tonight, on NYPD BULLS!” ;D

Don’t judge how Dave identifies.

More than just chilling, some of those asse(t)s are frozen.

Someone needs to just step up to the plate, so to speak, grab the bull by the horns, and take charge of the situation, that’s what someone needs to do. (As said by Barney Fife.)

They found the truck too late to solve the murders…

It’s a cold case.

The truck was driven by a bum steer.

I can’t stomach stomach stomach stomach this kind of humor.

That punch line leaves me cold.

Is this an example of gender fluidity? Or, is it an example of all first names now being appropriate for all genders?

So someone must have a beef with the truck driver. I wonder who’s side the police are on. The stakes are high in this case, the driver should have chucked the evidence before they pulled him over.

Well yeah, if you don’t keep it cold it’ll spoil.

That cartoon is udderly ridiculous.

Their society is predominantly female. They keep a bull around for when they need a little sumpin-sumpin. The rest of the males lost their bullhood long before they ended up at Sal’s.

That’s not all, wait until you see the China store.

Looks like a Far Side

Why does Dave have an udder? Does the artiste have no balls?