On the newspaper, you’re a dog. (Soon to be a soiled newspaper. That’s part of how we know.)
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
https://tinyurl.com/jvls26y
Dog, the year is 2020,
It may sound funny,
but how old are you.
“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.”
Stuart Smalley
Well what do we got now, a dog?
Yea he came for the here and now.
One more thing, dog gone it anyway.
After two years of post-doctoral paper training.
Smooth-haired fox terrier.
And no one says you have to be pretty.
Dogs: the creature that people most fervently modify genetically.
Not just after, you were a dog before & during all, too. You know all what, bad dog.
… but are you a good dog?…
…comic strip dogs are a breed apart…
… I will call this dog, Timex…
…he will be my watchdog…
…but because the president was embarrassed by tic tok people…
…he is going to outlaw analog wristwatches…
…lawyer up, dawg!…
… But will Goofy ever admit to being a dog?…
…uh…
…yep…
AFTER (like my phone) … he got a collar I.D. …!
Sometimes you don’t get the hero you want, but the hero you need. 2020 being the year of the rat, this little guy has his work cut out for him. Kill! Kill!
Questions, questions. Always questioning.
Just take it at face value. It’s another cartoon Talking Dog facing up to its version of Reality. Is idiomatic speech that difficult to understand?
If your answer was yes, stay tuned for Round Two….
…dogs get hit with newspapers…
… tweety birds use them as a democratic rag…
…some in Froglandia believe that the son of doG will come and save us…
…or is it fetch us…
…Disney’s new version of that old Curt Russell movie…
…good doggy…
They were dueling, Doolin-Froggy
High or low, it was the same
Easy insects and faithless women
Red-eye whiskey for the pain
Go down, Bill Froggy, it must be Glob’s will
Two brothers croaking loud in Froggyville
Two voices call to you from where they stood
Lay down your dry goods now
They’re no darn good
Better keep on moving, Doolin-Froggy
Till your tadpole tail frees your tush
If you’re fast, and if you’re lucky
You will never see that comix brush
The Froggles; Doolin-Froggy
Round Two—
Arf!
There. Now, all is back to Normal….
Hey dude, excuse me, you are a dog because of not bringing clean underwear.
Randy B Premium Member almost 4 years ago
On the newspaper, you’re a dog. (Soon to be a soiled newspaper. That’s part of how we know.)
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
https://tinyurl.com/jvls26y
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 4 years ago
Dog, the year is 2020,
It may sound funny,
but how old are you.
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.”
Stuart Smalley
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 4 years ago
Well what do we got now, a dog?
Yea he came for the here and now.
One more thing, dog gone it anyway.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
After two years of post-doctoral paper training.
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
Smooth-haired fox terrier.
coltish1 almost 4 years ago
And no one says you have to be pretty.
Dogs: the creature that people most fervently modify genetically.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Not just after, you were a dog before & during all, too. You know all what, bad dog.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
… but are you a good dog?…
…comic strip dogs are a breed apart…
… I will call this dog, Timex…
…he will be my watchdog…
…but because the president was embarrassed by tic tok people…
…he is going to outlaw analog wristwatches…
…lawyer up, dawg!…
… But will Goofy ever admit to being a dog?…
…uh…
…yep…
Howard'sMyHero almost 4 years ago
AFTER (like my phone) … he got a collar I.D. …!
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
Sometimes you don’t get the hero you want, but the hero you need. 2020 being the year of the rat, this little guy has his work cut out for him. Kill! Kill!
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Questions, questions. Always questioning.
Just take it at face value. It’s another cartoon Talking Dog facing up to its version of Reality. Is idiomatic speech that difficult to understand?
If your answer was yes, stay tuned for Round Two….
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…dogs get hit with newspapers…
… tweety birds use them as a democratic rag…
…some in Froglandia believe that the son of doG will come and save us…
…or is it fetch us…
…Disney’s new version of that old Curt Russell movie…
…good doggy…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
They were dueling, Doolin-Froggy
High or low, it was the same
Easy insects and faithless women
Red-eye whiskey for the pain
Go down, Bill Froggy, it must be Glob’s will
Two brothers croaking loud in Froggyville
Two voices call to you from where they stood
Lay down your dry goods now
They’re no darn good
Better keep on moving, Doolin-Froggy
Till your tadpole tail frees your tush
If you’re fast, and if you’re lucky
You will never see that comix brush
The Froggles; Doolin-Froggy
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Round Two—
Arf!
There. Now, all is back to Normal….
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 4 years ago
Hey dude, excuse me, you are a dog because of not bringing clean underwear.