Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 12, 2020

He’s going to leave them pining for more…

i heard he was a wooden speaker…

Just what we need – more dam termites.

He’ll give them something to chew on.

Closing out the semester, tomorrow’s speaker is an Aardvark. There won’t be any Finals this semester either. It’s Pass/Fail tomorrow.

They’re putting him on the board of directors.

That beaver has been known to tell a tall tail.

Followed by the special speaker: Ms. Anteater

…and our next speaker came all the way from Ireland…..please welcome Mr. Pattywack and his pet collection. He’s long in the tooth, but interesting…

He wasn’t invited back after several objections to his language. Everything was “dam this” and “dam that”.

Was he any good? Gnaw …

I heard he was sharp and cutting.

He’s been around a while. Which makes him alder but wiser.

And he’s very eager to give his speech.