Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 12, 2020

Try going widdershins.

Whirling Dervish in Reverse!

You’re going to have to upgrade your avionics and get your instrument rating to pull that off.

Somehow birth control springs to mind.

You may not be able to control all that goes on around yourself, but you can control yourself.

It’s called anti-Trumpism – he thinks he controls everything but cannot control himself.

Even our enemies understood this concept.

I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself. – Robert E. Lee.

Be an example to your men in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself, and let the troops see that you don’t in your endurance of fatigue and privation. Always be tactful and well-mannered, and teach your subordinates to be the same. Avoid excessive sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide. – Field Marshall Erwin Rommel

Being in control happens so seldom, it usually passes before we notice. It usually sounds like h-m-m-m, for a moment there I could have . . .

The main spirals into control are a draining bathtub or successful toilet flush.

Ya dizzy dame! :-)

Perhaps, a fresh set of batteries can get you there… or maybe a new better man.

Had a friend that was a control freak, to me it seems like a lot of work for nothing.

Moderately levelheaded.