Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 03, 2020

Honesty in branding!

I’m proud of her.

A zapping may be in order…

Give him the cardboard box, the sugar bowl, and some milk. It’ll be just as “healthy” as the cereal.

At last truth in advertising.

Then there was that cereal shaped like tiny fishes. It was called “Little Crappies”. For some reason it never sold very well.

One of my all-time favorites:

Calvin: “I love Saturdays! Saturday mornings I wake up at 6 a.m., eat six bowls of Crunchy Sugar Bombs, and watch cartoons on TV until noon. Then I’m incoherent and hyperactive the rest of the day.”

Hobbes: “Does it work?”

Calvin: “No brothers or sisters so far!”

Since when is Broomie concerned about healthy eating?

That’s okay Nerwin – you eat all you want and remember what it was like to have teeth when you have to have dentures.

What you don’t see in the fine print is the royalties to be paid to the Dentist Lobby.

Give it up, Nerwin. I hear the major investors in that company are almost all dentists….

The only cereal I eat nowadays is Corn Flakes. Been only eating that since being in my 20s