Clay Jones for July 22, 2020

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    jdeathlogan  almost 4 years ago

    “3000 people did not die in the two hurricanes that hit Puerto Rico. When I left the Island, AFTER the storm had hit, they had anywhere from 6 to 18 deaths. As time went by it did not go up by much … " Trump tweeted

    Democrats reported larger numbers “in order to make me look as bad as possible when I was successfully raising Billions of Dollars to help rebuild Puerto Rico.”

    “If a person died for any reason, like old age, just add them onto the list,” Trump added. “Bad politics. I love Puerto Rico!”

    Puerto Rico is still recovering from the hurricanes that hit in 2017. The U.S. Congress has approved nearly $50 billion to help Puerto Rico, but federal officials have only disbursed roughly $15 billion.

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    Daeder  almost 4 years ago

    Il Douche wants to treat Covid deaths like Democratic votes; count as few as possible!

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    Coopersdad  almost 4 years ago

    Quick…..pop him on the head and cover him up!!!

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    kaffekup   almost 4 years ago

    Why would they even bury them?

    Crematoria or burial at sea. Although his role model preferred the first.

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    RAGs  almost 4 years ago

    Trump would never get into a grave. He’d be afraid that he couldn’t get out.

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    The Love of Money is . . .  almost 4 years ago

    I’m concerned about who will be counting the ballots in November. Anyone else?

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    shamest Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    said said

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    jimchronister2016  almost 4 years ago

    Clay you got this right on, two killers in their Florida garden of graves. hold on, whers Kemp, i guess he’s back in Ga in his own garden of graves!

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    FrankErnesto  almost 4 years ago

    Perfect, thanks, Clay Jones.

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    cocavan11  almost 4 years ago

    I see two I’d like to use to begin to fill the grave at hand.

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    Drag0nr1der  almost 4 years ago

    ;(

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    PraiseofFolly  almost 4 years ago

    One of our local cemeteries, still has cheap limestone grave markers from the 1918 flu epidemic, and they are badly eroded. Many mark the graves of children, with the engraving of a lamb on each. I wonder if Trump would forbid mention of the Coronavirus pandemic on grave markers as a cause of death? Oh, that would make him and future generations of the Trump family look bad.

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    Terrence Feenstra Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Spot on, Clay!

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    Ontman  almost 4 years ago

    De Santis lies ALMOST as well as tRump.

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    pc368dude  almost 4 years ago

    With Trump, everything in his world is about appearances, not substance. Comb-over, fake tan, glitzy digs, numbers, ratings, hot spouse – and per capita be damned. Mental health is, as much as anything, the ability to adjust internal representations of reality to outer reality, as opposed to attempting to force upon reality a manufactured representation of it. By that measure, he’s a sick man.

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    Odon Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    5 bodies, one grave. An intro to accounting class at Trump U.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Not sure 5 will be enough.. it’s a start, but you may need to up that number.. keep your options open.

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    What other business practices did he learn from his NYC colleagues at MafiaCo?

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    brwydave Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    If you can keep the real numbers hidden then the people won’t know. Gee you know? that could really help in the election.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    13 to the grave is the undercount.

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    Sure, throw the bodies in a van and push it off a cliff. Voila! Traffic fatalities – not COVID-19.

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    ferddo  almost 4 years ago

    Even better plan: declare all COVID-19 related deaths as “death due to natural causes” so they do not count as COVID-19 related at all… then when that skews the death data down to zero, celebrate how Trump stopped all COVID-19 deaths!

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    Ally2005  almost 4 years ago

    DeSantis will be put in charge of Trump’s 2020 election tabulation commission. For every Biden vote, Trump gets five votes. Ten if your in a blue state. This will balance out the mail-in voting fraud. /s

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    wellis1947 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Actually, Florida an other republican states have a much better way of dealing with those pesky “death” numbers. You see, there really is some use in planning ahead.

    They refused to take part in the Affordable Care Act’s Medicaid enrollment provision so all those poor people had no health care. So, rather than “cluttering” up the hospitals, they died at home (and didn’t get counted as a “Covid-19” death). A stretch? Possibly. But in the midst of a pandemic, you don’t really believe that the authorities are going to pay too much attention to a poor soul dying at home?

    Keep in mind, their dear leader didn’t even want that infected cruise ship docking in California because it would raise his covid-19 virus count higher. With that level of callous indifference to human life evident, early on, is what I’m suggesting so outré?

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    tung cha cha cha  almost 4 years ago

    Drump says he won’t leave the WH if he is not re-elected [or selected by the electoral college is more truthful]. I say drag him out by his feet, put him in a hazmat suit, then drag him to all the Covid wards, refrigerated trucks, funeral homes, cemeteries, then off to the sanatorium. His alt-right followers & his tv & radio hosts shout out that it’s the Chinese virus, never calling it COVID19.

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