Ted Rall for July 20, 2020

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    Daeder  almost 4 years ago

    Let’s see….Ted hates Biden so much he’s willing to campaign for the Tangerine Traitor.

    So, nothing new.

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Big thumbs down.

    Biden’s articulate, and likeable. With some glitches… just like everybody. And he’s been traveling around and speaking. Coherently. Being likeable. Increasing his lead in the polls (yeah, I know what polls are worth… but positive polls do tend to get people more excited… more likely to vote.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Ted is hoping for Rump’s storm troopers to arrest Joe.

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    superposition  almost 4 years ago

    Just doing the things the more sensible nations have already done successfully.

    " … In his speech Tuesday, Biden outlined a new version of his pandemic plan. Here are the main components:

    More testing and more contact tracing, coordinated and funded by the federal government

    More personal protective equipment for front-line workers, especially health-care workers

    Leading a global effort to find and produce treatments and vaccines

    Nationwide guidelines that states can adopt for reopening when the virus begins to get under control

    More steps to protect vulnerable populations, including seniors …"

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/06/30/biden-just-laid-out-his-plan-coronavirus-we-may-end-up-needing-it/

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    braindead Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Ted you know what happens when a Democrat puts forth a plan, right?

    Any Democrat.

    You can already write the memes yourself, screams of how the plan, whatever it is, will destroy freedom in America. And Marxism/Socialism/Fascism/class warfare/confiscation of all wealth/government takeover of everything/they’re coming for your guns…

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    You really want to keep the Traitor?

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    Maybe you can enumerate all those ways Biden is worse than Trump that you alluded to yesterday.

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    braindead Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And BTW, you or I or even the Trump Disciples who post here could come up with a plan that would work better than Trump’s directive to LET ’ER RIP!

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    sartre  almost 4 years ago

    This made me laugh! Every so often we should laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. Thanks Ted.

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    kballweg Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    As America dies in a sea of it’s own bile, Ted sticks his finger down his throat to contribute what he can.

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    Goat  almost 4 years ago

    I might not like Biden, but Ted is beating a dead horse by now. Come up with some new material worthy of satire like COVID-19 conspiracy theorists or even another Trump joke for a change.

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    claudio645  almost 4 years ago

    Ted could you please articulate your plan to improve things by attacking the only choice other than trump this year? If you’re truly progressive then you should agree that trump is a regressive, destructive president. So how does helping him win show you’re progressive?

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And he STILL makes more sense then ANYTHING the Velveeta Voldemort has said in the last 4 years!

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “Wear a mask when out in public, wash your hands often and avoid purity ponies masquerading as third-rate cartoonists.”

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    kv450  almost 4 years ago

    Ted – I like Bernie. I would have voted for him. But, unfortunately, Bernie WILL.NEVER.BE.PRESIDENT. On the other hand, tRump could be re-elected if people of good heart withhold their vote, waiting for the “perfect” candidate.

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    rossevrymn  almost 4 years ago

    Unpoignant

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    Raging Moderate  almost 4 years ago

    That’s more of a plan than we have now.

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    Durak Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Yes Ted, continue to destroy the one candidate who has a chance of stopping Trump.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  almost 4 years ago

    Hey, the MFLGHSZ might work, but I don’t know about the PFOOPFL.

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    dirtmusic  almost 4 years ago

    Ted likes to play the maveric outsider, but in the end he’s a schill for Trump.

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    DancingBunny  almost 4 years ago

    I found his plan on his website, it’s not hard. Google can be your friend…

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    guyjen2004 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    LOL!!!

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    ChristopherBurns  almost 4 years ago

    I see that Trump has outsourced his attacks.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Still more coherent than the current plan.

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    ncorgbl  almost 4 years ago

    Biden did articulate his plan. It is the same plan as when he headed the H1N1 and Ebola teams for Obama. Biden will direct scientists to use science to defeat the virus.

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    Northgalus2002  almost 4 years ago

    Ted, part of the reason we were socked so badly by COVID19 was because we elected a failed reality star (and real estate mogul who declared bankruptcy at least 4 times) as President. (Though, to be sure, he lost the popular vote but not the electoral vote) I’m not saying Biden is perfect (NOBODY is), but he is our last best chance to defeat Trump in November and right the good ship civilization in the process. You don’t like the way the flight attendant landed the plane after zombies ate the flight crew? Stop electing zombies!

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    ferddo  almost 4 years ago

    Still better than the Trump’s plan of denial/quackery/scapegoating…

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    RalphConti  almost 4 years ago

    Ha, ha, ha…Biden is stupid, Biden mumbles, Biden has no plan. Thanks to Rall coming out of his hole last week to set us straight, we know the system is terrible, the Democrats and Republicans are scum and no one should support Biden because there is no difference between Biden and Trump (apparently, Rall opposes Trump and actually makes a comic about him sometimes). Meanwhile, in reality land, Trump has secret police dressed as soldiers grabbing people off the street and putting them in unmarked vans and taking them to undisclosed locations. I can’t wait to read the litany of reasons not to vote for Biden from all the unicorn hunters that agree with Rall.

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    martens  almost 4 years ago

    The present time is facing the world with massive environmental disaster and massive disease disaster, both of which have major economic consequences, and all Rall and Co. can do is bitch about the US election because no one is good enough for them. News bulletin: the economic disaster we are facing globally is going to make your concerns about corporate power irrelevant, as well as your demand for immediate remediation of the US governmental system. Major changes are taking place, and we’re sitting here staring at our navels. Congrats…or something.

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    halvincobbes Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You can’t call yourself a progressive while shilling for the orange dotard. Well, you can but you’re just showing the world you don’t understand a thing.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Rall’s not part of the solution, so…

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    genome_project Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    F… you, Rall and the horse you rode in on….

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    Time Magazine

    Joe Biden Says He’s Begun Receiving Intel Briefings, Warns of Foreign Interference in Upcoming Election.

    Biden to Release $2 Trillion Climate Plan – The New York Times

    Biden Says Trump ‘Surrendered’ to Coronavirus

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    StackableContainers  almost 4 years ago

    People hear what they want or expect to hear. They almost never hear what people actually say. That’s how I choose to see this cartoon. LOL

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    DonPoole  almost 4 years ago

    C’mon Ted. There is only one group of progressives in the US big enough to be noticed. They are in the Democratic Party, and while they don’t control the platform, they are wielding considerable influence over Joe and the mainstream center right Dems. When and if he is elected, and if the Dems get the Senate, as looks likely, we are going to see the most progressive agenda since FDR. If Trump is not convincingly defeated…I don’t even want to contemplate the consequences.

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    countoftowergrove  almost 4 years ago

    Jesus Christ on a crutch, Ted. It’s time to replace that Saddam avatar with a MAGA cap.

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    Union Man  almost 4 years ago

    Man o man Rall you are one winey little bit&%! You and Trump cry A LOT!

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    s-brandt  almost 4 years ago

    Here is a thought… How about turning the attention regarding a lack of having a coronavirus plan toward our actual president who presumably has some power to do something about it. It would have been nice to see that, at least in March. Attacking a presidential candidate for not doing the president’s actual job is pointless. Your opinion is irrelevant. If you want something done, turn your gaze to the actual occupant of the White House. Otherwise you are at best, an enabler. 140,000 dead so far. Shame on you.

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    Andylit Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I hope you never have to experience watching family go through the dementia process.

    The topic suddenly stops being funny. Stops being a convenient political toss off.

    I’ve watched too many friends and family mentally slip away. Joe is going there.

    In this link IGNORE the editorial. Pay attention only to the examples. The man is on the path.

    https://speakingaboutnews.com/here-are-dozens-of-examples-of-bidens-dementia-symptoms/

    Why is the intolerant WaPo allowing this editorial to grace its pages?

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/03/12/its-fair-speculate-whether-biden-is-mentally-fit-be-president/

    Why do 20% of DEMOCRATS think Joe is showing signs of dementia?

    https://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2020/38_of_voters_think_biden_has_dementia

    Don’t trust Rasmussen? How about Zogby. They show 32% of Dems think Joe is losing it.

    https://www.zogbyanalytics.com/news/943-the-zogby-poll-a-majority-of-voters-believe-biden-is-in-the-early-stages-of-dementia-60-of-younger-voters-think-so-swing-voters-less-likely-to-think-biden-has-dementia

    Dems need to get moving ASAP to replace Joe BEFORE the convention. It is the correct thing to do for him and is will likely give them a better shot in November.

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    dcmotrl Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Ted, Joe does have a plan. Hell, I have one, call Markim if you have to. The plan is to put a logistics expert and a public health expert together and get them whatever they need. If Moscow Mitch loses then we have a far better chance of vetting through the Senate. All plans will change so it’s a waste of time to get lost in the jungle of details.

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    dcmotrl Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    As far as far left ideas go, I applaud them & hold them as long term goals. However, I am a realist, and that is the art of politics. I want to get the best deal available. Ted Kennedy could have gotten a better deal than ACA from Nixon but he held out for too much and regretted it. As Melania says “Be Best”.

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    ncorgbl  almost 4 years ago

    Rall writes and draws cartoons for Sputnik International, a news website platform established by the Russian government-owned news agency Rossiya Segodnya. Looks like he got his orders from headquarters.

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