Early Warning System
This is what one muses when one has, as we say in Yiddish, sterco pro cerebrum.
No Aunty, just like your telephone, it is the beep that a call is waiting.
Nobody can miss your farts, Auntie.
…. honk before you pass…
Ring tone.
….and a “shart” is an overcall! ;o{
Do farts have lumps? ☺
I consider it more like a pressure release valve.
Bus honking for the right of way.
Wrong number.
Farting is the phone ringing; pooping is answering the phone.
One of the benefits of social distancing is being able to fart at will in Walmart. Oh. wait, I do that anyway.
Sometimes that “missed call” leaves a message.
Oh-this is funny!
Aunty, you’re such a gas! :D
blunebottle almost 4 years ago
Early Warning System
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
This is what one muses when one has, as we say in Yiddish, sterco pro cerebrum.
Marvin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
No Aunty, just like your telephone, it is the beep that a call is waiting.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Nobody can miss your farts, Auntie.
gnome almost 4 years ago
…. honk before you pass…
pheets almost 4 years ago
Ring tone.
joefearsnothing almost 4 years ago
….and a “shart” is an overcall! ;o{
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
Do farts have lumps? ☺
garcoa almost 4 years ago
I consider it more like a pressure release valve.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray almost 4 years ago
Bus honking for the right of way.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Wrong number.
HunterIsACriminal almost 4 years ago
Farting is the phone ringing; pooping is answering the phone.
HunterIsACriminal almost 4 years ago
One of the benefits of social distancing is being able to fart at will in Walmart. Oh. wait, I do that anyway.
Holden Awn almost 4 years ago
Sometimes that “missed call” leaves a message.
kaylawil almost 4 years ago
Oh-this is funny!
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
Aunty, you’re such a gas! :D