Clay Jones for July 11, 2020

I don’t think that will work for elementary school kids.

As Bugs would say: “Whatta maroon!”

Trump Disciples admire Trump for hiring someone to take his SATs for him.

Like tax evasion and bone spurs, it’s the smart thing to do.

He’s already been accepted to UCLA this fall on a Dodge Ball Scholarship. Thanks anyway.

What would Donnie do without his ever present sippy cup?

Have you ever seen any one who is so stupid at everything except crime, blame casting and covering his tracks at all costs? Trump is a one off. Hope he doesn’t knock you off.

I had a colleague that knew Trump at Penn; Trump was always whining about how unfair it was that he was on academic probation (for all but his first semester).

Never mind finding a nerd to take the SAT.. at the moment you need an idiot to take your place/seat in the classroom and risk getting COVID-19.

That “nerd”.. would that be his son? I understand he is expendable.

Roger Stone perhaps.

If we defund schools that don’t reopen at Trump’s command, we save money that can be given to the richest 1%… and we increase our pool of uneducated voters… a win-win for conservatives!

No, you can’t have my sippy cup. I do have some open positions on my White House staff if your interested.

That sippy cup carry over from tiny’s West Point debacle is inspired. Again, another great one.

“And I’ll make your kid’s funeral tax deductible.”

Hey Donnie, how about if you SAT at my desk, instead of me?