Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for July 17, 2020

Shouldn’t he be on the bench and the dogs on the ground?

I guess that supposedly he’s “exercising” the dogs.

I believe it goes: “If I had an egg, I could have had a cheese omelette… if I had some cheese.”

Gotta be for the dog biscuits!

Well, I did have some green eggs and some green ham…. That will prompt a drool response.

COVID haiku I wrote from the inferred perspective of a fellow species I observed, immune to the virus but still affected by the lockdown:

Bird at the food court

Wondering what’s going on.

“Where are my french fries?!”

Don’t we all…?

Dog spelled backward is GOD!

Is it an optical illusion? I count 4 noses and 3 leashes.

Just remembering a line from an episode of “This Is Us”: “Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey…except I don’t have bacon…and I don’t have eggs. But I DO have coffee!”

Sounds more like bad poetry than an entry in a diary.

i’m surprised no one has come by and told him to get off the sidewalk.

Poor dogs….