Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 01, 2020

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    what an idiot

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    Tigressy  almost 4 years ago

    Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

    Relate?

    No. And forgetting something is only human.

    What’s that on that baking sheet? Already baked cookies (#mittens)? How did she plan to get the chocolate chips in there at that state? Drill holes or what?

    There’s always a workaround, so what’s the fuzz?

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    GROG Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You’re on your own. I never forget the main pupose of a shopping trip, even though I might come back with more than I planned on.

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    Jeff0811  almost 4 years ago

    No problem hon, we’ll just mash the chips in when I get back…the kids will love it. (Honestly, what kid is going to complain about the chips being on the cookie and not in the cookie?)

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    J Short  almost 4 years ago

    Why I have my girlfriend text me the list. You do have to remember to check it, however.

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    J Short  almost 4 years ago

    This is one of the best by T + G.

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    Knightman Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Oh, well!!! Just going to have to go back and get them!!! May take another 2 hours though!!!

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    bookworm0812  almost 4 years ago

    Be afraid, Peter. Be very afraid.

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    oakie817  almost 4 years ago

    hey my wife sent me to the store on Thanksgiving Day years ago because she had run out of thyme…my 2 little grandsons came with me, we spent $50 and returned without the thyme :D (but we had a great time)

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    He’s been at the store, for nearly 2 hours, with no idea of his purpose there. There must be something(s) chocolate in that bag! Chop it up and make chips.

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    The Legend of Brandon Sawyer  almost 4 years ago

    Well the chips are going to hit the fan now

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    Soul mates, aren’t they?

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    stamps  almost 4 years ago

    Umm, maybe you could make broccoli turnovers instead?

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Sorry, I forgot the chocolate chips, will these chocolate chip cookies do.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    FYI Tony: home baked goods haven’t been allowed in schools for years.

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