Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 02, 2020

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    SHIVA  almost 4 years ago

    You may lose your wings after this is over!!

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    juncarlo  almost 4 years ago

    I think he will face the wrath of the Old Man.

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    allen@home  almost 4 years ago

    That cloud isn’t going to hold you up much longer.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I had a moment like that in the 8th grade boys locker room with my gym teacher. I wasn’t saying anything mocking or derogatory, but the boy I was talking to tried to crawl into his locker. That’s how I knew. I never heard a peep about it from the gym teacher.

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    TStyle78  almost 4 years ago

    I once was working at comedy competition and I couldn’t see them. Well I heard this funny joke form one of the contestants and told it to this guy sitting at the table. He then told me it was his joke. I apologized for telling his joke. He said, “Don’t worry about it, it is a sign of good luck to do that.” He won the competition too.

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    Nachikethass  almost 4 years ago

    I’ve had a couple of occasions when I was in the Old Man’s shoes (does He wear shoes?)!

    I don’t mean I was God (I don’t claim that out loud) – just that I was a teacher and walked in on students “discussing” me!!

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    PICTO  almost 4 years ago

    “…He’s right behind me isn’t He…” He’s everywhere.

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    Tigressy  almost 4 years ago

    And that is the not-so-well-known true story of Lucifer’s demise.

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    Qiset  almost 4 years ago

    The real reason Satan got kicked out of Heaven.

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    e.groves  almost 4 years ago

    Once in the 6th grade, some of us were outside and one of the boys said, “Our teacher is the flower of the class. A blooming idiot.” The teacher was right behind him. But he was cool.

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    pathamil  almost 4 years ago

    Another “right behind me” strip at Foxtrot Classics.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 4 years ago

    You all appear to be in White Man Heaven. Mean place, we hear.

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    COL Crash  almost 4 years ago

    It’s not really a good idea to mock someone with ultimate authority over your very existence.

    Fortunately there’s nobody down here that has that although several Heads of State think they do.

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    Tigressy  almost 4 years ago

    He has a twisted sense of humor – getting elderly women past their time to pregnant; that’s his kind of funny. #sarah

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Was this the moment that man developed a crack in his ass?!

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    There’s gonna be some smitin’ after all.

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    Jml58  almost 4 years ago

    He became a Fallen Angel ten seconds later.

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    mountainclimber  almost 4 years ago

    The god of the old testament is probably the most violent character in all of fiction.

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    purepaul  almost 4 years ago

    Personally, I think any wise deity would be a SHE.

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