Clay Jones for June 19, 2020

More testing means more pregnancy. Similarly, if Mike Pence takes a second IQ test, he’ll look twice as dumb!

The paternity test might be interesting.

Are the ☠resident’s supporters loyalty-bound to reject logic, reasoning, and common sense … "Don’t believe what you see and hear … ".

Best comments that I’ve seen float by:

(⇑this one⇑)

“I broke the gas gauge on my car and now I’ll never run out of gas!”

“OMG, I forgot and looked at the clock and now I’m late!”

“I’m just ignoring the puddle on the floor because I can’t afford to fix the roof.”

This explains why so many racists are on his staff. He never vetts for that kind of stuff.

So, to make this totally accurate, shouldn’t she have at least a beer in her hand, too? Nature, nurture, and environment…people are not born supporters…unless the logic centers in their brains are uncoupled with some good ol’ fashion alcohol.

How many tRump supporters will understand the point of this cartoon?

When the kid falls, and cries, will they hear it, will it make a noise in that dense MAGA forest?

Just ANOTHER EXAMPLE of why “Intelligent Republican” is an Oxymoron!

Tumor

Makes sense to me, but, then, I’m an idiot.

EARL: I got ‘snipped’ years ago because I didn’t any more kids ! Did you forget ?

“If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any” ~~ Your brilliant president 6/15/20.

The Dinosaur Hymn:

Just ignore

That meteor

And it will go away

The mammals there?

What do WE care?

Now let us stand and pray

“If you hadn’t taken that test, you’d never have been pregnant! Now which Democrat can we blame?”

Our dear leader says to just ignore it and it’ll just go away. I’m sure he’s right. Just look what happened to that virus thingy.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! To the point and just [REDACTED] funny!!! Thank you very much, Mr Jones.. Open note to all readers: Check out Clay’s YouTube channel, he makes the cartoons, gives comments and plays guitar. All at the same time. (note: I am not paid or in anyway compensated for this)

Why, yes. Yes, they are!

Donald denied it’s his.

This is GREAT! How in the heck can ANYONE take that chump seriously?

dr. tRump: “Don’t worry. It’ll go away in a few months.”

This is one of the reasons health care is so expensive, as well. If a doctor doesn’t tell you you have cancer, you can’t have cancer. So don’t get regular physicals; you’ll stay healthier that way. Until….