Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 11, 2020

Perfect!

The tree paid him off to not use the axe on him!!!!

I prefer mutually beneficial trades to threats. Adding some fertilizer to the ground, for example.

The tree understood the gravity of the threat.

Horace for the win!

They’re buddies….

You want an apple? Just ax me for it.

And the interesting part is that it’s a maple tree.

Axe not what you can do for your country … errr horse.

Easier than sitting by the tree and waiting for the apple to fall.

Extortion With Threats to Kill carries a maximum prison sentence of 15 years.

funniest looking apple tree I ever saw

See, if you axe nicely…

What if Horace brought his chain saw….?

I used to threaten locked up computers with a hammer. Same principle.

Just thought I’d ax.

Works for chickens as well when you want eggs.

It’s an idle threat, no tree no more apples ever.

That tree was not axing for trouble!