Now I know what your next (first?) tattoo should be, Roger: A heart with a date subtly engraved inside it. Andy will probably do the engraving herself.
I went to pick up a prescription for my wife and they ask for the patient’s birth date for verification. I have to admit that I had a slight pause before telling him. The I said “I better remember that.”. To which he replied “You’d be surprised.”. ;-)
We have a joke (that’s almost not a joke) about our anniversary. We were married on 9/3/1985, but we always celebrate our anniversary on Labor Day Weekend…the whole weekend. The joke/not-joke is that, we’ve done it for so long that we sometimes forget the actual date! (I actually DID have to pause & think before typing it here.)
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
how thoughtless of you, Roger
comic4matt almost 4 years ago
I’m pretty he learned it from Roger. He got scared after seeing what happened to him…
LeeCox almost 4 years ago
Four or five times, Roger? It’s a wonder you’re still married — or even still alive!
Guilty Bystander almost 4 years ago
Now I know what your next (first?) tattoo should be, Roger: A heart with a date subtly engraved inside it. Andy will probably do the engraving herself.
whenlifewassimpler almost 4 years ago
Kudos to you Peter at least you don’t take after your dad!
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
I went to pick up a prescription for my wife and they ask for the patient’s birth date for verification. I have to admit that I had a slight pause before telling him. The I said “I better remember that.”. To which he replied “You’d be surprised.”. ;-)
Wren Fahel almost 4 years ago
We have a joke (that’s almost not a joke) about our anniversary. We were married on 9/3/1985, but we always celebrate our anniversary on Labor Day Weekend…the whole weekend. The joke/not-joke is that, we’ve done it for so long that we sometimes forget the actual date! (I actually DID have to pause & think before typing it here.)
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
Four or five times? Really Roger?
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member almost 4 years ago
No big deal Roger. At all.
I mean how many times is she expecting to celebrate her 29th birthday? Gets old after a while.
Ralph Newbill almost 4 years ago
He should have responded, ‘I thought by now you wouldn’t want to be reminded of your birthdays ’. Then duck!
artheaded1 almost 4 years ago
My dad asked me when my mom’s birthday was once. I said “I’m not telling you, you’ve known her longer than I have!”
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
Good line. What’s the money really for?
BiggerNate91 almost 4 years ago
Yeah, I would expect to hear about it forever if that’s how many times you forgot.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Marriage changes a lot of things.. Things to remember before and and those after are frequently miles apart.
Bob. almost 4 years ago
The last time my wife drove anywhere was to get me a birthday present. She lost her battle with cancer about seven months later.
AwelCruiz almost 4 years ago
Peter should just tell Denise he got a tattoo of her name.
It’s not like she’ll figure out he’s lying.
Lightpainter Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I want to see Andy’s face when Peter says he and Denise are getting tattoos of each other’s names.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Four, or five times, dude? You deserve the nagging