Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for January 19, 2021

I’m a Christian, and I approve this message. (Because I remember 70s comic books.)

Schwa Man seems powerless without his supervillain sidekick, Umlaut Boy.

Tay-Stee® Fruit Pies. They’re not as tasty as gazpacho.

In the beginning, God-Man created the Earth. It actually wasn’t that great. So He invented Advertising and Marketing to make it seem that way.

You go God-Man!

Tay-Stee cakes are a world of fun. All the good things wrapped up in one.

I remember another parody “Hot Kiss Fruit Pies” from another comic book in the 1980s. Omaha the Cat Dancer or Cherry Pop-Tart. Good times. I like pie.

And he’ll get pie in the sky by and by…

We are predestined. Yet we have free will. But the hand size pastry.

And God-Man commanded, Of every Tay-Stee® Fruit Pie in the 7-Eleven thou mayest freely eat: But of the Tay-Stee® Fruit Pie of Knowledge of Good and Evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

I still have some of my old comics that have those ads.