Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 23, 2020

He might try to sweep it under the rug.

Some of us still have hair, even though it might mean having to break out the old love beads and Jimi Hendrix vinyl recently. (Yeah, I know…)

In other words, his lack of spending controls are ROBBING HIM BALD! ;D

“I’d sell more of it, but you know I dreadlocks!!!”

he should try to forget his troubles, maybe go out and cut a rug…

LOL! Okay, this was a good one!

Toupee or not to pay? That is the question, whether tis nobler to sell the heir hair or to suffer the indignity of having the rugs pulled for failure toupee?

If he gets too angry, there’ll be hell toupee.

That’s what happens when you wig out!

He should let his son do the inventory. He is, after all, the hair apparent…

I had to moveReally had to moveThat’s why, if you pleaseI am on my bended kneesBertha, don’t you come around here anymore

When the invoices arrive, toupee or not toupee is the question

I know you’ll miss me, I know You’ll miss me bald!

This really tops the empty heads industry….it’s a hairy situation, but somebody has to do it….

He’s trying to get a-head in a fast-pate industry.

One supplier is cutting their number of styles. They have a receding hair line.

Well that went over her head.

Wife, as bald husband enters, “William, have you been giving money to your brother? He called and says he has bills toupee! Hey, where’s your hairpiece?” – cartoon I saw once. Vague idea it was “Rhymes With Orange,” but not certain