A fellow I worked with wanted to take a drive down the local nude beach. The place was empty except for, and you guessed it, one unidentifiable bent over 600 pounder and all you could see looked like the backend of an elephant. Gave me a laugh as my buddy yelled in disgust. I asked him, “You didn’t expect there to be attractive women here did you”?
“Just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu.” Not a bad philosophy for a couple. As long as both can browse and not indulge.
I was in my canoe, slowly overtaking a young woman on a paddle board (very slowly), and it was only when were within a few feet that I could be sure she had a bottom half to her bikini.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
ain’t that the truth
Caldonia almost 4 years ago
A plugger has never seen a woman’s booty before.
Gent almost 4 years ago
He can bearly take his eyes away.
AFFICIONADO almost 4 years ago
He’s old , not dead
Liam Astle Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Pluggers feel something they haven’t felt in years.
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
Male Eye Candy ! Look but do not touch ;-)
ajr58(1) almost 4 years ago
A major self-preservation trait: good peripheral vision.
timzsixty9 almost 4 years ago
i like the newer version, as well!!
david_42 almost 4 years ago
Except we called them zorries.
JudyHendrickson almost 4 years ago
Now there called flip flops!!!
HunterIsACriminal almost 4 years ago
His funny look is because she forgot to wash her butt before going out in that thong.
HunterIsACriminal almost 4 years ago
A fellow I worked with wanted to take a drive down the local nude beach. The place was empty except for, and you guessed it, one unidentifiable bent over 600 pounder and all you could see looked like the backend of an elephant. Gave me a laugh as my buddy yelled in disgust. I asked him, “You didn’t expect there to be attractive women here did you”?
contralto2b almost 4 years ago
“Just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu.” Not a bad philosophy for a couple. As long as both can browse and not indulge.
rhpii almost 4 years ago
Things do improve over time!
William Robbins Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Pluggers don’t complain about the view.
Marko56 almost 4 years ago
Alright…she’s a dog.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
Looks like he’s also remembering other things.
Geophyzz almost 4 years ago
I was in my canoe, slowly overtaking a young woman on a paddle board (very slowly), and it was only when were within a few feet that I could be sure she had a bottom half to her bikini.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Yes.. you get funny looks when in a shoe store you ask the clerk to see her thong selection.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
We called them flip-flops or, more accurately, zōri. Thong is a type of garment as opposed to footwear.
MichaelSFC90 almost 4 years ago
Step One—lose 15 pounds.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And Popeye was a sailor man!
TLH1310 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…and FLOSS was just a dental tool.
tcayer almost 4 years ago
Yeah, pretend to be all shocked…
Sassy's Mom almost 4 years ago
Additionally, pluggers remember when we hated it when our underwear crept up trying to become thong underwear! Yuck!
GoComicsGo! almost 4 years ago
Hhmm? That’s Australian term for what Americans call flip-flops. I wonder if an Australian or someone who’s familiar with that term.