Close to Home by John McPherson for June 08, 2020

Bleeb watching from the window waiting for the guy to lose his balance and do a face plant.

Glad that he was able to rise to the occasion with a solution to “social distancing”.;-D

People like him make me sick. He’s smug and thinks he’s so smart. He’s always looking down on people.

He’s head over heels above the rest.

Wait until he has to go to the restroom. He’d better have some really good aim!

That’s a pretty good idea. Everyone should do that. It should be a city ordinance. Then we would all be safe. Wait…

Try sneezing into your elbow while doing that.

That might work!

Second story peeping Tom?

A stilted attempt to do the “correct thing”.

So, there I was…there I was… there I was… on the streets of the city, walking down the sidewalk on my new stilts, managing to maintain a safe distance, breathing the clean air, practicing all the things our gub’ment trunk monkeys recommend! This could not be going any better! Holy crap, that manhole is………….

6 ft apart, width…..and height

Take a trip, have a nice fall!

Somebody needs to cut him down to size. Pompous ass thinks that he’s above everybody.

Waving back at you Bleeb!!!!!! Tell the silly man he forgot his mask. :)

The higher they are the harder they fall.

It will do wonders for your dating life, too.