Not all employers will accept this as an excuse. Those living in rural areas that live off the main road and have long driveways, if a tornado comes thru or creeks overflow following torrential rains, waiting for trees to be cleared or floods to recede is also an unacceptable excuse
I seem to recall a tongue-in-cheek article from my working days that addressed the “problem” of office workers dying on the job. It seems that it was hard to tell the difference between death and their normal working posture, and there was no noticeable effect on their productivity.
Clarence almost 4 years ago
What’s the point for the zombie to work
codycab almost 4 years ago
What’s a ghost’s excuse for being late?
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
Monday = Coffee! Lots and lots of Coffee! :)
BJ40 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Zombies are aenemic and lost their will to live.
DaveG1960 almost 4 years ago
Was he on the graveyard shift?
Grapey almost 4 years ago
I’ll add that to my “excuses not to do stuff” list
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
That wouldn’t fly with some managers I know!
zerotvus almost 4 years ago
sorry. union rules clearly dictate you must give three day notice before passing away.
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
Now he’ll be asked to work the graveyard shift.
Comicgeek almost 4 years ago
What channel do u think garfield watches leave comment below
xhixzi100 almost 4 years ago
Happy Pipe Strip Day!
cubswin2016 over 3 years ago
I know that I cannot think of a better excuse.
milkweed6410 over 3 years ago
Not all employers will accept this as an excuse. Those living in rural areas that live off the main road and have long driveways, if a tornado comes thru or creeks overflow following torrential rains, waiting for trees to be cleared or floods to recede is also an unacceptable excuse
A R V reader over 3 years ago
Why was the burglar late for work? There was a hold up in traffic.
awcoffman over 3 years ago
I seem to recall a tongue-in-cheek article from my working days that addressed the “problem” of office workers dying on the job. It seems that it was hard to tell the difference between death and their normal working posture, and there was no noticeable effect on their productivity.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago
After a night crammed with weird dreams I woke up dead tired today.
CaveCat87 over 3 years ago
Dancin’ at the Zombie Zoo. (If any of you know who sang that song, you get 20 points.)
Kip W over 3 years ago
The Working Dead.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
You know, cut him some slack. If he walked, the do kind of “shuffle” along slowly…
paranormal over 3 years ago
The coronavirus pandemic is a precursor to the zombie apocalypse…
AustinKniga-Bartlett over 3 years ago
Well, he showed up to eat brains, at least.
alien011 over 3 years ago
Here comes the zombie into work… Isn’t that how we all feel every monday morning?
kf6rro over 3 years ago
I wish I could use that excuse.
geese28 over 3 years ago
Horror Excuses
Mummy: I’ve been wrapped up
Frankenstein: I’m trying to keep myself together
Vampire: I have a lot at stake
Werewolf: Life took a bite out of me
Leprechaun: I’m out of luck
Headless Horseman: i can’t seem to get a-head in here
Medusa: I got stoned
Freddy Krueger: I had a nightmare
Jason: I worked the night shift at camp
Witch: I got dizzy spells
ok I think I’m done here, lol