Jack Ohman for May 14, 2020

Good one. Remember:

In November we must VOTE THE BASTARDS OUT!!‍

And what is the crime supposed to be?

Works for me. Next stop for Bonespurs, Guantanamo.

Don’t go away mad, just go away.

Let’s hope so, for all our sakes.

No Mar-a-Fart-go for Murder Mango. Let’s put him in a nice holding cel as an escape risk until the trials are over and he has a permanent home in the fed pen.

Finally Donnie putting his BEST foot forward now that it’s out of his mouth. The other one has bone spurs.

Missing the US Marshalls carrying him out kicking and screaming…..?

What odds that arrogant fool Trump gets infected by coronavirus on the campaign trail and dies?

Too naughty? Think what he would do as a lame duck…or in a second term.

Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Pinky?

Best Xmas present ever!

Gimme an “F”! Gimme a “You”! Gimme a “D”! Gimme a “T”! What’s it spell … ?

I was hoping for something like Al Capone getting busted for income tax evasion (love to see those tax returns and other documents) but will settle for the “election for the ejection” of this idiot! They’re already ordering extra orange fabric to get him outfitted which he’ll soon be needing, and not a moment too soon!

The seal reading “An Actual President” is a particularly nice “rub-the-StormTrumpers’-noses-in-it” touch.

If his polls keep dropping, do you really think he, Barr, and McConnell won’t try to delay the elections?

We could only hope……dear God help us all

Don’t be getting your hopes up.. trump has his State TV.. his foreign allies and the Evangelists in place to ensure a win

WAPO Alexandra Petri: Fun and sad read -https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/05/13/obamagate-was-worst-crime-ever-committed-here-is-what-it-was/

This isn’t a true picture. There’s no way in hell he’d ever carry his own sh!t.

Is that the “Obamagate” that Trumpie is being kick through into the street? That must be the major crime he said we the people already knew about.

Always blaming others and never taking any responsibility. Just brag about “something”.

Obamagate = the legal investigation of traitor Flynn’s consorting with the Russians to which he pleaded guilty twice.

Trump is absolutely insane and needs to be removed from office.

Trumpgate = not testing every American for the virus and letting it spread until we are the most contaminated country on the planet.

Obamagate = Being an well educated and effective president while black! Trump has absolutely hated Obama for years for no other reason than that he is black.

Flynn was held in contempt by many of his fellows even during the Obama presidency—there were even a few mutterings that he was a disgrace to his uniform. (You know, like Mike Pompeo UNDOUBTEDLY is, these days, a disgrace to West Point.) Flynn was given a sweetheart deal, nobody denies that: he was only allowed to CONFESS to committing two felonies (lying to the FBI). Why the sweetheart deal (which, it must be admitted, wasn’t nearly as egregious as Epstein’s deal)? Because, when investigating organized crime, the standard practice is to get the lower downs to flip on the higher-ups. Flynn was part of the Trump Crime Outift, and he did flip (to some degree, but like Manafort, tried his weasely best to weasel out of it). And, of course, Trump himself said that he fired Flynn for LYING……….I wonder what the old days were like, when there was a distinct difference between actual events and the satires and parodies of said events?

Night-Gaunt, if you’re reading this: sorry to hear you seem to have been banned, but at least I know you haven’t had the COVID!

Keep dreaming. 4 more years, 2 more Justices, 100 more judges. The decades long Progressive nightmare is coming to an end.

I’ve had more than a few issues with Andy over the last couple of years (and I know for sure that I went too far more than a few times, and I honestly apologize for all of those times: MY fault, not his), yet……..yet………YET! People who are in FAVOR of a career financial criminal, a rapist, and a TRAITOR, do NOT present themselves in the best of lights. For that matter, Trump himself was a New York liberal FOR DECADES (please excuse the shouting). If his former brain, Steve Bannon (not to be confused with his current brain, Stephen Miller) had told Trump to keep right on with his lifelong pro-choice stance (sorry, Tiffany, but you already KNEW, didn’t you?), instead of switching over to an expedient (and hypocritical, and pretend) pro-life stance, Trump would be pro-choice TODAY. Period. I say this as somebody who is pro-life.

Elections matter. Results matter. Promises kept matter.

That is why Trump will win again.

That is why evangelicals will support him again, even stronger. Why his support among blacks and Hispanics has exploded. Why even many traditional blue collar union voters will support him. Again.

The impact of his court choices alone have caused a sea change in decades of left shifting legal precedents. For this alone conservatives and many moderates will vote for him. Again.

Despite him flaws and bumps and warts and bragging and off-putting methods he has done something very few politicians have even attempted, much less accomplished. He has kept his promises. Or at least made energetic attempts to do what he told voter he would do.

He either accomplished or when balked put serious effort into doing WHAT HE SAID HE WOULD DO.

Some of you just can’t comprehend the power in what I just wrote. Others are very much aware of this basic truth, and they are terrified.

Good one, Jack!