Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 26, 2020

Is this just an illusory shtick being used as a preface to a comics joke; or, is it some real act of innovation.

I’ve seen it done with paper bags at Chinese take-out restaurants, but I’ve never been able to duplicate it myself.

Meh….too much fumbling around.

Chip clip for the win…

That’s me! At least according to my wife … LOL!!

She forgot who she was talking to…

Not sure if I really need that information. I would like to see her fold a T shirt in 2 seconds. Now that’s a skill worth having.

Let’s see her fold fitted sheets. Can’t be done.

Ralph is not getting the hint.

I think I learned how to fold a bag like that years ago, but Ralph’s right, it just doesn’t come I very often.

There is no such thing as an open bag of chips in my home.

There have been times when I opened a bag to enjoy JUST A FEW chips. A few minutes later I’m tilting the bag for the few remaining crumbs. Curse you, kettle chips.

Take a serving or 2 out of the bag and put them in a bowl. Close the bag and put it away. That is the trick to eating a small amount of snack food. Never eat right out of the bag.

This was so unnecessary.

Drabble this doesn’t surprise me. I count out 8, 10 or 12 depending on size for my snack.

Open bag of chips… eat all the chips… throw bag away.. problem solved.

There are useless skills after all.

June, maybe you’d find it more productive to sell ice at the North Pole.