Two Party Opera by Brian Carroll for April 28, 2020

Oh, those two!

My 13 year old son has the middle name Adams;My 5 month old son has the middle name Jefferson;I hope this goes well…..

…and for those ways that it will be better, people will quickly forget and revert to the old nose-to-the-grindstone don’t-bother-saving-anything-back mode.

Will our government learn and improve as a result of this crisis?

“Bad companies are destroyed by crisis, Good companies survive them, Great companies are improved by them.” ___Andy Grove

Benefit #1: Deodorant has become optional.

In fact, a lack of deodorant actually encourages social distancing, so we’ll put that one in the “definite win” category.

It must be Christmas – we got our Carroll(s) back!

Isabella Allende on crisis today – Crisis is danger plus opportunity.

Brilliantly breaking out of the box (while saving yourself some time), Mr. Carroll. Bravo!

This is not for the better. We have 4% of the world’s population and 33% of the cases of disease. Republican negligence has destroyed this country. The virus will be entrenched forever in the USA now.

90% of Covid deaths in the USA could have been prevented if liar and denier Trump had done the right thing in the first place.

Remember how Reagan ignored Aids for 3 years? Republicans have a history of mass murder in this country.

[with insincere apolgies to Cole Porter]

Clorox your COVID

Start bleaching it now

Clorox your COVID

And your innards you will wow!

If you’re having bad luck with infection

Give yourself a quick Lysol injection

If you get no effect from your bleach sprays

Try an enormous dose of U.V. rays

If COVID continues to harry ya

Try a drug that is meant for malaria

Clorox your COVID

And you’ll drop like the Dow!

I could wish that some of those face masks were sound-proof. Though the worst of the idiots don’t wear them anyway.

Is it wrong of me to hope that SARS-CoV-2 claims as its next victim the life of that dipshit man-child No.45?