Jeff Danziger for April 25, 2020

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    ncorgbl  about 4 years ago

    The other option is for tRump to blow sunshine up your 6.

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    Union Man  about 4 years ago

    Dr. Death is in the white house!

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    StevenHCarter  about 4 years ago

    Once upon a time, people gathered in large crowds to see the Lyin’ King. Now, that show has closed.

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    Conmic  about 4 years ago

    Well, of course, all these comics rely heavily on simplification and exaggeration. Actually, with this one, not so much.

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    casonia2  about 4 years ago

    Drivingfuriously: Sorry. I viewed the video three times, and no one is distorting what the Orangeutan said. Well, that’s not true — his toadies are trying desperately to spin his idiocy; that would be distortion all right. Your idiot hero says idiot things and then gets all pissy when they are accurately reported. Some people would learn to think before spouting off, but not the Orangeutan!

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Vote for Biden, he won’t inject you with bleach.

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    I love nurse Melanoma, “I don’t care, do you?”

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    wellis1947 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Actually, I’ve watched this little snippet of conversation between Donnie John and one of his top medical advisors, several times. There is no detectable “sarcasm” on either side. What can be detected is an overwhelming intellectual vacuity on one side and an equally overwhelming attempt to not ‘anger’ on the other.

    The conversation is basically “wheedling need for agreement” on one side, and a desperate desire to avoid being any part of the conversation on the other – but there was no discernible attempt at either sarcasm or humor on either side.

    Incidentally, one glaring result of this verbal exchange is the knowledge that Trump has “broken” Dr. Birx, so she no longer a viable source of reliable information – that leaves Dr. Fauci as the sole “truth-teller” on that particular podium.

    Two points at this stage of the game. (1) we’ve less than two hundred days before we can dump this steaming pile of ‘manure’, and, (2) it’s going to get a whole lot worse before it gets ANY better.

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    paranormal  about 4 years ago

    King Donnie is his own worst enemy! He needs to remember the phrase Put brain in gear before engaging mouth

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    ferddo  about 4 years ago

    But make sure you will your vote to Trump before he puts you under…

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    TaximanSteve  about 4 years ago

    He should have an Uncle Sam hat on!

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    Godfreydaniel  about 4 years ago

    Forgive me if I’ve said this on this toon before (I know I’ve said it on a few), but for years now I’ve had this operating theory: As all intelligent people know, Li’l Donnie treats his staffers very badly—including the ones who do his thinking for him. It would be quite predictable that at least some would want to get a meaure of revenge in a passive-agressive way, while still making money from Li’l Donnie. Therefore, they tell him completely ridiculous things, KNOWING that Li’l Donnie is both imbecilic and delusional. Li’l Donnie would repeat these things in public, thus making a damn fool out of himself (as far as INTELLIGENT people are concerned, natch), and never realize that he was being played, because of his sheer raw stupidity, AND he would think he came up with them on his own (thanks to his delusions). The result? Free entertainment for intelligent people! As for his desperate attempt to pretend that he was being “sarcastic to you reporters” when he was not even ADDRESSING any reporters…..ten to one the racist scumbag Stephen Miller thought that one up for Li’l Donnie to peddle. Of course, now Li’l Donnie not only thinks that HE came up with that nonsense, he probably even BELIEVES it. Truly pathetic.

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    sevaar777  about 4 years ago

    Dr. Mengele would be proud.

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    thetroms  about 4 years ago

    Is that Kelly Ann Sweetlips at bedside? Haven’n heard from her lately.

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    NWdryad  about 4 years ago

    If Trump thinks that injecting disinfectant works, then I think that as president he should lead by example.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Remember when the Oaf of Office said “I know more than the generals?” That doubtless applies to the doctors, too.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Here’s a supercut of Donald Trump listing many things he knows better than anyone else does.

    And keep in mind that this was put together three months ago. In the days since then, we’ve learned that he knows more about, well, any medical or health issue than anyone… especially doctors, the CDC, WHO, authors and journalists who have made the medical field their lifetime’s work, experts on vaccines, and on and on ad nauseam….

    https://youtu.be/sR3f95BGIiA

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    Vaporman  about 4 years ago

    Well at least this way he’s only killing one at a time, instead of thousands at a time…

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Very apt!

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    Dtroutma  about 4 years ago

    Bonespurs doesn’t have an IQ high enough to be an idiot.

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    The Lone Panda & Tonto  about 4 years ago

    trump…Dr Mengele would have been proud to call you “son”

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    SHIVA  about 4 years ago

    After that fiasco, he’s quitting those rambling press briefings!!

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    noktar Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Fake News

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    Diane Lee Premium Member about 4 years ago

    The United States used to have a team of doctors, scientists, etc. standing by listening to the news for any hint of a possible outbreak. The Obama administration set it up after an Ebola scare in Africa. They were dispatched to hot spots several times and prevented diseases from ever reaching the US, by isolating and treating them at their source. That team was disbanded by Trump in his first budget about a year after he took office.

    The U.S. government’s slow and inadequate response to the new coronavirus underscores the need for organized, accountable leadership to prepare for and respond to pandemic threats.In a health security crisis, speed is essential. When this new coronavirus emerged, there was no clear White House-led structure to oversee our response, and we lost valuable time. Yes, we have capable and committed global and national disease-prevention and management organizations, as well as state and local health departments, all working overtime now. But even in prepared cities like Seattle, health systems are struggling to test patients and keep pace with growing caseloads. The specter of rapid community transmission and exponential growth is real and daunting. It’s impossible to assess the full impact of the 2018 decision to disband the White House office responsible for this work. Biological experts do remain in the White House and in our government. But it is clear that eliminating the office has contributed to the federal government’s sluggish domestic response.

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    jimchronister2016  about 4 years ago

    What an idiot. Did you know most of the world dosen’t know this idiot was put in office by our electoral college not by voter majority. They just believe we are stupid for electing him!

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    Call me Ishmael  about 4 years ago

    Nurse Conway, a model of compassion…

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    Call me Ishmael  about 4 years ago

    O why did they merely impeach/ the lecherous, lying leech/ who transparently tries/ his lies to disguise/ with his bilious blather ’bout bleach ?

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    buckman-j  about 4 years ago

    One must have a sense of humor and some semblance of intelligence to be sarcastic. Welllll?Case Closed

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    AndrewSihler  about 4 years ago

    Well, whether Trump is as stupid as some claim, it is incontrovertible that he is profoundly ignorant (about tariffs, for a shining example). So his brainstorm the other day about “unconventional” treatments for crononavirus infections is best seen in the light of the Gail Collins Principle: “Trump is Wrong About Everything”.

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    MatthewFinch  about 4 years ago

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