Phil Hands for April 24, 2020

Buy a gun!!!

I think that MAGA is another virus they need to get rid of, since all it ever sis was to make the United States worse.

The predictions were out weeks ago: If the isolation works, there WILL be people claiming it was too much and not needed. But if it doesn’t, there will be a lot of blame for not doing enough.

It appears to be working, so sure enough…

Form a sepuku circle of MAGA folks, just let ‘em follow Dr. Bonespurs’ advice and shoot in an alcohol IV!

Coronavirus “Leadership”

Jan 22: “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. … It’s going to be just fine.”

Feb 10: “By April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away.”

Feb 27: “It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”

March 6: “Anybody that wants a test can get a test."

March 13: Trump declares a national emergency.

March 13: “I don’t take responsibility at all.”

Take a minute and think who your protests are actually helping.

MAGAts & plague, BFF.

Trump wants to open up. HE should be shutting up.

Darwin WAS right. “Organisms” that are TOO DAMN STUPID TO LIVE should be allowed to die off, which will strengthen the Gene Pool over time! Just make sure that the MAGAotts don’t take any of the INTELLIGENT folks with them!

Lysol, Lysol tastes great. Off the shelf, ready to useAfter all, what have you got to loose?

A few songs to be sung by the protesters in this toon: “Who’s side are you on”, “We shall overcome”, “Let the sun shine in”, “Bye, bye……..”

CLOROX -Keeping America Smart Again. Send a quart and a syringe to your neighborhood MAGAT – you know the one.

Trump is doing everything he can to spread disease around the USA.

Isn’t 26 million unemployed enough damage?

Now Trump is trying to poison everyone with quack medicine.

The failing crazy old man is divorced from reality and needs to be removed from office.

The UW predictions of 60,000 deaths based on compliant social distancing has been raised to 66,000 by Aug 4. We’re already over 50,000 in April.

Use Lysol or Clorox as a cocktail mixer, says the Chosen One, or maybe mix into your humidifier so you can inhale it into your lungs. Inject UV Light inside the body, suggests the Stable Genius. How Birx was able to keep a straight face is beyond me. Oh, this just in, FOX says his remarks were, yet again, taken out of context. (As if there was a rational context such suggestions could have been made from.)

While Trump says it’s okay to “open up”, he also says that we must close the borders because immigrants might carry the virus… Trumpers see nothing at odds between his two stances…

See all the usual ones advocating to keep the nation shutdown, just to try and sink Trump. Well if they are successful and we stay shut down for another month and the economy is declared official dead, the blood of all the drug use, spousal and child abuse, and suicides will be on their hands. Georgia is starting to open their economy soon and the nation will be watching. Who knows, and you won’t till it’s tried, it may work. If you are still terrified, stay isolated, only go out for essentials wearing proper protection, and stay there. But people need to get back to work.

Re-open trump rallies! Just make sure you all wear your ‘magat’ hats so the rest of us can maintain 12 feet from you… until you die.

You’ll never see Trump himself inside any of those businesses he wants to “open up”.

Today, I doubt that he’d even be willing to enter one of his own hotels. (Even with no paying guests, that would risk encountering an un-tested employee.)