Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 05, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    You got a $5 million jury award. You should be seeing the world.

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    Blood-Poisoning Vermin  almost 4 years ago

    With the values he’s learned at Walden I’m sure he’ll embark on a life-long mission of serving the poor and helpless, after first parlaying that $5M seed money to a $1B endowment. Hospital wings, museum annexes, homeless shelters and college dorms will soon be named for him.

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    kaffekup   almost 4 years ago

    What kind of outlet? News, or retail?

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    olcay2011  almost 4 years ago

    Clinton’s first term, coming out of the Bush recession. Don’t recall Gap was such a big deal then…

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    PaulR.Parsons  almost 4 years ago

    1994— not a good year for job hunting as I recall— though the malls were still in full swing.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Well, Mr. Slocum, there’s an opening a the local Jail, mopping floors. How about it? Are you up for some real work?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Sad but true. Let’s see what that Degree in History or English gets you. On the plus side, maybe the doors are still locked if you have a bachelors degree, but at least you can see them.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Nursing. Accounting. Engineering. Any other degrees, I’d suggest a 2 year trade education at a community college, can’t outsource it and people always need these services.

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    dr_suess  almost 4 years ago

    Wow. That was me. Finished Uni in ’94. I thought the hair and sunglasses styles looked familiar. Looking unemployment in the eye… that was real.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Not an engineer, nurse, doctor, lawyer, science teacher amongst them.

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    Herb L 1954  almost 4 years ago

    He’s already over qualified to be president.Starting with $5 Mill in the bank,our bonehead started with $400 Mill +,with no experience.Pretty good at bankruptcies,though ;(

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “BY THE POWERS VESTED IN ME BY THE POWERS THAT BE…”

    Damn, that speaks volumes.

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    salunga  almost 4 years ago

    I sincerely wish that teachers unions would permit school districts to set salaries based on the shortage of the various subjects. There is a consistent overage of elementary education teachers, an consistent shortage of science and math teachers, and schools should be allowed to pay a higher starting salary for the shortage specialties. it only makes sense.

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