Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 25, 2020

This is why they invented FaceTime™.

He’ll think of something.

♫“Will I see you, in September?”♫

And don’t forget your HazMat suit.

A May/September romance.

But will the thrill still be there in September?

Was somebody looking over my shoulder ?

Saran Wrap sex is the next “thing”.

Millions of women everywhere are, no doubt, lifting praises to heaven for another reason to say “No.”

Never have I been so glad that I’m married.

Strangely, I have not found this to be a recent phenomenon.

For heaven’s sakes…go at it like a couple of sex-crazed weasels. The extra body temp will kill most of the bugs and if you’re under sixty you’ve nothing to worry about health-wise. Good grief.

Let’s drink to that.

Yep… This comic hit nail on the head for another issue complicating Long Distance Relationships. At least where California is concerned.

Let’s hope it’s before Sept.

Put it back in your pants.

Absence makes the rod grow harder