Jeff Danziger for April 05, 2020

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    Concretionist  about 4 years ago

    He does seem to have sort of realized. Though he’s still constantly congratulating himself and lying about how well the Feds are doing. Sort of.

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    RAGs  about 4 years ago

    Trump believes that he tells God what to do, and that God listens.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Take him! Take him!

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    sevaar777  about 4 years ago

    Have some more burgers and fries, Donny boy, the real patriots of this nation hope they give you the results you deserve.

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    shakeswilly  about 4 years ago

    No chance. Trump sold his soul to the Russians a long time ago. The grim reaper has to settle for the soul of the French fries.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Choke on it you demented evil twit

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 4 years ago

    So, exactly WHY are the people who are in constant contact with Agolf Twitler and Preacher Pence CONSTANTLY being tested for COVID-19? Which one of the two them has ALREADY tested Positive??

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 4 years ago

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    mourdac Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Georgia’s governor has already relaxed his shelter-in-place order to open up beaches. Other govs refuse to close houses of worship. The COVID-45 problem may take care of itself with this type of thinking.

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    Michael G.  about 4 years ago

    His supporters worship the ground on which he walks. I worship the ground in which he’ll be planted.

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    thelordthygod666  about 4 years ago

    Most of us thought it was hyperbole when Trump talked about killing people on 5th Avenue

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    Redd Panda  about 4 years ago

    And the cry was heard though out this great land “Bring out your dead.”

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    brwydave Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Cartoon Error – Tiny does not share – no fries for you sir.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Death should challenge Trump to a game of chess, easy pickings.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    According to Forbes, the stimulus money you might get from the Trump govt is an advance on your future tax refund.

    Trump will give oil companies all the money they don’t really need but you will be charged for the help given to you.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Assuming trump wins the re-election.. he will be saying he was right all along with it being gone by Easter.. 2021

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    hfergus Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Trump never said it was going to be over by Easter. He said he hoped it would.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    As crisis intensifies, poll shows most Americans don’t trust Trump

    Americans hear their president make claims about the crisis, but they have no idea whether he’s telling the truth. It’s a recipe for widespread confusion.

    Only 8% of Democrats said they trust the information coming from the Oval Office, and 34% of independents said the same thing. Those are clearly abysmal numbers. Among Republicans, not surprisingly, Trump does far better, but even among GOP voters, roughly one in five have trouble believing the president.

    https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/crisis-intensifies-poll-shows-most-americans-don-t-trust-trump-n1161646?

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    shamest Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Death is someone you can’t tell your fired too.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Britain, France and Germany bypass US sanctions to provide Iran with medical aid

    Financial system Instex used for first time to send medical support to Iran as it battles severe coronavirus outbreak

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/31/britain-france-germany-bypass-us-sanctions-provide-iran-medical/?

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    paranormal  about 4 years ago

    King Donnie says the cure can’t be worse than the disease. He is worse than the disease and the cure!!! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!

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    Godfreydaniel  about 4 years ago

    Pundit Jamelle Bouie:

    “The list of presidential failures is long and varied. But when it comes to failure in the face of an external force — a natural disaster or an economic meltdown — it is difficult to find anything as catastrophic as President Donald Trump’s handling of the coronavirus outbreak, even at this early stage of the crisis.There are moments that come close. There was President James Buchanan’s indifference to the secession crisis of 1860. Other than to give a speech — clarifying his view that secession was an extra-constitutional action — the outgoing president did little but watch as most of the South left the Union in the wake of Abraham Lincoln’s election. There was President Herbert Hoover’s response to the 1929 stock market crash and subsequent Great Depression. He urged calm — “The fundamental business of the country, that is production and distribution of commodities is on a sound and prosperous basis” — encouraged volunteer action and pressured employers to keep wages up. But he wasn’t intellectually or politically equipped to go further — “We cannot legislate ourselves out of a world economic depression; we can and will work ourselves out” — and the country suffered as a result. I would also include President George W. Bush’s response to Hurricane Katrina and his handling of the subsequent crisis in New Orleans. His management of the situation — from his initial lack of interest to the abject failure of his disaster response team — produced devastation for thousands of people and marked the effective end of his presidency. Trump hasn’t just failed to anticipate the way Buchanan did or failed to respond like Hoover or failed to prepare like Bush — he’s done all three.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 4 years ago

    PLUS this last bit: Trump hasn’t just failed to anticipate the way Buchanan did or failed to respond like Hoover or failed to prepare like Bush — he’s done all three. He inherited everything he needed to respond to a pandemic: explicit guidance from the previous administration and a team of experienced experts and intelligence agencies attuned to the threat posed by the quick spread of deadly disease. He even had some sensible advisers who, far from ignoring or making light of the virus, urged him to take it seriously.The federal government was not able to stop coronavirus from reaching the United States — that was impossible to avoid in a globalized, highly mobile world — but it was well equipped to deal with the problem once it reached our shores.But as the world knows, Trump ignored, downplayed and dismissed the problem until it became one of the worst crises in our nation’s history.It was just over a month ago, for example, that Trump told Americans that the virus would vanish of its own accord. “Because of all we’ve done, the risk to the American people remains very low,” he said during a news conference at the White House on Feb. 26. He emphasized the small number of cases at the time (“We have a total of 15”) and added that “the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.”“We have it so well under control,” he continued, “I mean, we really have done a very good job.”Now, of course, the message is quite different. The White House expects a six-figure death toll — 100,000 to 240,000 deaths, provided most Americans follow federal guidelines for social distancing. This, Trump says, would be a victory, since it could be much worse. “So you’re talking about 2.2 million deaths, 2.2 million people from this. And so if we could hold that down, as we’re saying, to 100,000. It’s a horrible number, maybe even less — but to 100,000. So we have between 100 and 200,000, and we altogether have done a very good job.” [please excuse me while I vomit!]

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    DrDon1  about 4 years ago

    Don’t forget … In the chaos of the COVID-19 Crisis, #45 continues his agenda to cripple our government — firing Inspector Generals is just one example!

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Coronavirus: Nearly 1,500 Americans killed in 24 hours, the worst single-day death surge in the world

    The Telegraph Our Foreign Staff

    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/coronavirus-1-480-americans-killed-012806681.html?guccounter=1

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Good one Jeff ❤️

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    SHIVA  about 4 years ago

    Or he’ll call off the November elections, citing the COVID-19 virus. He thinks of everything!!

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    sufamelico  about 4 years ago

    @TIMETOGO, If necessary I’ll come back Then from my grave just to scare the bejessus out of the “OrangeTurd, from another galaxy”

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