Clay Jones for April 03, 2020

(Q) Is there anything sadder than a wartime president without a clue? (A) Yes, a wartime president without a clue that expects a pat on the back.

How about a #&@* you?

I’m remembering Lenny Bruce’s animated cartoon “Thank You, Mask Man”. Thank You Mask Man Thank You Mask Man…

Will all the Stimulus [read: “Election Year Bribe”] Checks have his famous “black lightning” signature?

Me me me me me me MEEEEEEEEEEE

@PraiseofFolly

His Muckistry wants to be the dispenser of largesse.

“How about if I buy one of those red hats?”

SCREW HIM!! AND HIS ENTIRE CRIME FAMILY!!

Must have been an error to cut him a check in the first place.. wearing a blue hat disqualified him automatically

You no thank the Trump, he no help you.

He wants a thank you for everything including if your the one that does the effort. I am more annoyed at his followers not getting how bad he has failed in this crisis. Oh yeah! fake crisis er until now.

That scene will not happen in Michigan as long as they keep “that woman” as their governor. No checks for Michigan, Washington State, New York or California.

Don’t wanna hurt his itty-bitty feewings, fo you?

If I had to personally thank him, I would tell him to keep his check. Fortunately, I’m not desperate for this money and will probably give it to more desperate family members and the local senior citizen center who are providing meals to seniors.

Hell of a job, trumpy… https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html

The Emperor must have his tribute.

[with insincere apologies to Edwin Arlington Robinson]

Donnie the Dotard, child we scorn

Grows fat as season turns to season

We weep that he was ever born

‘Cause he can’t reason

The Dotard loves the tyrant class

With soldiers and their tanks parading

He is, like them, a horse’s ass

And flunks when adults do the grading

The Dotard sighs for rallies not

And always rests, and never labors

And never ever gives a thought

To non-rich neighbors

The Dotard loves the gold he steals

Or gains by bribes or blackmail sinful

He claps his hands with happy squeals

And drives us all to drink a skinful

The Dotard born? Calamity!

And while we wish he were a fiction

He spoils the land from sea to sea

With just his Adderall addiction

[yeah, yeah, I skipped a few verses but I didn’t want the virus to find out that I was practicing unsafe typing!]

Trump lied when he said he was number one on Facebook, Obama has almost twice as many followers.

Good Trumpers are conflicted about what to do with their stimulus checks: spend them like the President says, or frame them because they represent his “generosity” and contain his signature?

It’s not a “stimulus”, dammit; it’s disaster relief.

Of all the outrages this dotard has committed, withholding aid from states where the governor does not show appreciation galls me the most. Really? He will only allow us some of our own money back unless they kiss his rump? Where do you think money will come from?

If I had to say “thank you” to him, I’d say “no thanks” and tell him to stick his check where the sun doesn’t shine.

If this was a real war, Trump would have the soldiers on the front lines bidding for guns with the enemy!Yea for capitalism!Everything is for sale — masks, ventilators, and lives!#culltheherdforprofit

I used to get mad at trump, now I laugh at this LOSER.

I noticed that Mr. Tangerine Man isn’t wearing a mask, maybe if they offered him a hood?

That needy little twit! I guess folks don’t realize it’s THEIR money, from THEIR taxes. Good grief!

Be very careful what you say, and very very grateful lit’l people for Lord Orange’s wondrous boon. If you dare upset him, he will withhold your medical supplies and watch you perish. Hell, he’ll do it anyway if you wouldn’t likely vote for him…