Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for May 06, 2020

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“Shave the whales”. Nice. :)

Dan, I identify that the cartoonists are also very optimistic and naive.

I don’t know about that Dan? Is there a “Go Fund Me” for delusional cartoonist?

Does funny money count ?

Maybe if more people were Premium Members, then Dan wouldn’t need to remind us that this is his job.

I’ve seen this one before and it still makes me laugh! Where do I mail the check, Dan?

You artists are an integral part of public discourse going back to Nast and Tammany Hall. Stay positive and know you are valued!

You have a zit on your nose and your chin looks like….well….put some pants on it.

Dan ruled out being a doctor when he found that he was so squeamish around blood that he had to remove the red crayon from all his Crayola boxes lest he faint at the sight of it. And law school was out of the question because he found that he was not ethically challenged – enough. JK! I’m sure you would’ve been an excellent doctor excelling in the “I’ve got good news and bad news” jokes in particular!

Sorry Dan, money is not on the way. I know it’s not the same thing but I❤️ your toons!

Shirley, you jest.

from 2016 : )

Seemed like a good idea back then, anyway.