Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 10, 2020

“Termites”

Wow, that’s cold.

Dorothy didn’t even have time to steal the red ruby shoes from that poor old lady’s (WWotE) feet. Possibly, Glenda is still persuading her to commit that felony (regarded as such by the victim’s sister).

It just came in from Kansas.

All I did was follow the yellow brick road and this is all I have to show for it….wait til I get my hands on that wizard….

Really? You don’t know? You passed her by on your way in. Ah, just wait for the Lollipop Guild.

Location, Location, Location!

When you’re out house hunting, speak softly and carry a broomstick.

There may be some slight storm damage.

Ding!

“Well… there’s this… er, oh, never mind, we’ll raise the price back up for you.”

Take off the slippers and your problem will disappear.

Foundation problems. Don’t go into the crawl space, whatever you do.

I saw the landing. The plumbing is NOT finished.

When you throw in the slippers, it should be good price.

Wow! Bill draws a great munchkin!!!!!!!!!!! :)

It’s because the seller is so Wicked!