B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 27, 2020

“Splatting while driving.”

It looks line he got hammered.

Probably speeding while rounding that curve.

Must be one of those new stone “iTablets”.

B.C. [Pained Voice]: “Just had to try out the new tablet I bought!”

It looks like he would need three hands to text.

Gives new meaning to the lyrics …“All in all, you’re just another brick in the wall”….

Whenever I pass someone in a car and notice their face in their phone. I lean on the horn. I just want to get their attention so they know I am there.

No!

Now “Who’s” the idiot that put a rock right in the middle of the Exit Ramp???

Serves him right. Though, in truth, it is pretty much impossible to keep his hands on the wheel. He’s driving the original Segway.

The rolling stone leaves no…Er, imprint

And yet his genes apparently made it into the pool.

And that text went… viral.

I wonder if he was getting 5G just before he was getting 0G…

Texting accidents should be punished worse than DUI. Texting you know what you’re doing.

Kids are pretty good texting with thumbs.. must have been a real feat to use a chisel.. hammer and.. hold the tablet while driving.. little wonder he went off the road.

Road Runner didn’t get there quick enough to paint a tunnel on the side of the rock?

Without two ‘ski poles’, how would he move at all?[If he tried to push with one foot, he’d immediately crash to the ground when the wheel fell over from the weight of his body on the other foot; Even with two poles, he would have to jump, to get both feet on the axle, to start!]

He looks stoned!

He rocked it!

The Segway took a segue!

Our governor just reported that cell phone data says people are following his safety at home order. It’s my déjà vu of 1984 all over again.

The whole event left an impression on him.

Another reason we need a law against “Driving while stupid”.

That would cost a thousand clams in Washington

B. C. was boulder than many of us.