The Mayor apparently always is late. Maybe he actually lives in another school district. Oh wait, they already did that one. Maybe he’s always late because his mom is an alcoholic. Oops, they did that one too. Then he’s always late just because he’s lazy. Maybe he aspires to be just like Gil.
So going back in the Milford space time continuum, Tom and Mark are picking up former Cincinnati Red Sean Casey. Always wondered where he picked up that nickname.
The results for the Jami Thorp Region are being held due to a tie in voting in one of the games. I have not closed the survey yet. I need at least one person who has not voted yet to go to the survey and make their picks. If you’ve already voted you cannot do so again. If nobody new votes before tonight, I’ll flip a coin.
https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/C5X5LW3
Ironically, one person who picked the games make a selection on every game except that one. Had they voted, obviously there would not have been a tie.
These guys are ahead of the curve, and so is the shiftless Mayor. They are leaving town before the Peacock Virus hits, having stolen the GIL mug money hidden behind the State Champion trophies and the town’s one stoplight.
Bobby Howry vs. Jarrod Hale: This game should never have even been played. Bobby took no chances, replacing Jarrod’s Gatorade supply with a sports drink placebo. (That exists?) Throughout the game all Jarrod kept talking about was how he should have been the starting quarterback 6 years ago. Down 25 at halftime, it was even worse the second half.
Bobby Howry 91 – Jarrod Hale 37
“Wildcat” Morris vs. Chris Styles: The veteran and craft Wildcat Morris completely dominated Chris Styles, who spent half the game hiding behind the backboard making out with Torrey Peake. Wildcat was able to save his sneakiest plays for a future game.
“Wildcat” Morris 88 – Chris Styles 34
Hadley V Baxendale vs. Mike Fillion: This game was a rout from the start. Mike Fillion was overheard muttering about how badly he just wanted to leave town, and once Hadley started on offense with one ridiculous plan after another, Mike just got more depressed. The game would have been more of a blowout had Hadley just shot more often, instead of launching into a long argument about why the ball should go in the basket.
Hadley V Baxendale 72 – Mike Fillion 40
Rich Golf Kids vs. Steve Boone: The Rich Golf Kids were ripe for an upset, but the one-armed wonder from Milford CC was too busy moping around the court to take advantage. Whenever they thought the ref wasn’t looking, The Kids would sneak a second ball onto the court and score on the opposite basket from where Steve was shooting. In the end, Steve put up a decent battle, with, you know, the one-arm thing going on.
The sun is shining. The birds are chirping. Everyone knows we won’t see Chris and Alexa again. But what you will see again is a new edition of Mopped Up Thorp!
kdizzle about 4 years ago
Aaah the freshness and lack of disappointment of a new storyline.
Mopman about 4 years ago
Based on this, I say “The Mayor” is the villain/annoying character for baseball 2020.
And speaking of villains, voting for the Fang Thorp Region for the Villain/Annoying Characters Tournament is now open.
https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/B7YWSDD
The results from the Jami Thorp Region will be posted later this morning.
bitsy twill about 4 years ago
Is that Bondo behind both wheels?
seismic-2 Premium Member about 4 years ago
The Mayor apparently always is late. Maybe he actually lives in another school district. Oh wait, they already did that one. Maybe he’s always late because his mom is an alcoholic. Oops, they did that one too. Then he’s always late just because he’s lazy. Maybe he aspires to be just like Gil.
Mr Reality about 4 years ago
In all reality , the chances that THE MAYOR will be on time are slim and none just like this storyline’s chances of being interesting .
bearwku82 about 4 years ago
So going back in the Milford space time continuum, Tom and Mark are picking up former Cincinnati Red Sean Casey. Always wondered where he picked up that nickname.
jslabotnik about 4 years ago
Godleski = an atheist Pole?
The Pro from Dover about 4 years ago
Is Tom Muench a mensch? Just wondering.
TheBrownStarfish about 4 years ago
P1, Tom must be a drinker seeing as he parked his beater in the middle of the road.
P2, You’d think The Mayor could afford a limo service, not these guys.
P3, So The Mayor is this year’s star player, I guess. This already sounds stupid.
James St. John Smythe about 4 years ago
The Mayor would prefer to be referred to as “Your Worship” instead, please.
Irish53 about 4 years ago
Time for Tom “Butt” Meunch to step out his role as a bit character and move into the limelight
Mopman about 4 years ago
The results for the Jami Thorp Region are being held due to a tie in voting in one of the games. I have not closed the survey yet. I need at least one person who has not voted yet to go to the survey and make their picks. If you’ve already voted you cannot do so again. If nobody new votes before tonight, I’ll flip a coin.
https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/C5X5LW3
Ironically, one person who picked the games make a selection on every game except that one. Had they voted, obviously there would not have been a tie.
hifirick1953 about 4 years ago
I’m guessing The Mayor will be a Catcher. Or a track star who is always late to the finish line.
Bluedarter about 4 years ago
These guys are ahead of the curve, and so is the shiftless Mayor. They are leaving town before the Peacock Virus hits, having stolen the GIL mug money hidden behind the State Champion trophies and the town’s one stoplight.
Mopman about 4 years ago
Results from the exciting action in the Jami Torp Region of the Villains/Annoyers Tournament. Games were played in front of a crowd of tens behind The Copyright Café©.
Bobby Howry vs. Jarrod Hale: This game should never have even been played. Bobby took no chances, replacing Jarrod’s Gatorade supply with a sports drink placebo. (That exists?) Throughout the game all Jarrod kept talking about was how he should have been the starting quarterback 6 years ago. Down 25 at halftime, it was even worse the second half.
Bobby Howry 91 – Jarrod Hale 37
“Wildcat” Morris vs. Chris Styles: The veteran and craft Wildcat Morris completely dominated Chris Styles, who spent half the game hiding behind the backboard making out with Torrey Peake. Wildcat was able to save his sneakiest plays for a future game.
“Wildcat” Morris 88 – Chris Styles 34
Hadley V Baxendale vs. Mike Fillion: This game was a rout from the start. Mike Fillion was overheard muttering about how badly he just wanted to leave town, and once Hadley started on offense with one ridiculous plan after another, Mike just got more depressed. The game would have been more of a blowout had Hadley just shot more often, instead of launching into a long argument about why the ball should go in the basket.
Hadley V Baxendale 72 – Mike Fillion 40
Rich Golf Kids vs. Steve Boone: The Rich Golf Kids were ripe for an upset, but the one-armed wonder from Milford CC was too busy moping around the court to take advantage. Whenever they thought the ref wasn’t looking, The Kids would sneak a second ball onto the court and score on the opposite basket from where Steve was shooting. In the end, Steve put up a decent battle, with, you know, the one-arm thing going on.
Rich Golf Kids 59 – Steve Boone 38
(continued)
Mopman about 4 years ago
The sun is shining. The birds are chirping. Everyone knows we won’t see Chris and Alexa again. But what you will see again is a new edition of Mopped Up Thorp!
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
metals24 about 4 years ago
I don’t know if that’s supposed to be mud or rust on that car but it looks like neither. Maybe it’s those pesky metal eating ants.
wmac8898 about 4 years ago
I hope they are picking up the actual Mayor of Milford.