Clay Jones for March 16, 2020

Aw c’mon, folks. Don’t be such worry-warts.

Sniff, sniff?!

That ain’t COVID-19. Nothing to worry about.

It’s Adderall®

He’s always had a loud inhale when he’s reading his script. I think that reading AND moving his face away from the mic while inhaling is just a little too much for him to handle at the same time.

…but I want Covid-19 to do us a favor though…

Thanks Moscow, thanks republi-cons, thanks gerrymandering! Aren’t we lucky to have this scumbag endangering our lives?

MISINFORMATION ALERT!

COVID-19 does NOT affect the sinuses. Colds and allergies do.

It’s a matter of time….buuuwahahahahahaha

He seemed orgasmic when he announced that the Fed reduced interest to near zero. He took responsibility for that. COVID-19… that’s China and Obama’s fault.

Plagued by the president* (with apology to Maureen Doud).

Demons don’t get sick!

Can Trump be charged with public endangerment or attempted murder or second degree murder or something along those lines for publicly claiming there was no crisis, and that it was all a fabrication of his opponents?

While still on the “rude” side this is a cleaned up/censored version of a sobering opinion on our current administration and general population vs scientific/medical reality – https://youtu.be/wuAFVAzor6E

Seriously… why can’t the MAGAotts see how BADLY HE HAS BUNGLED THIS ENTIRE CRISIS FROM THE GIT-GO???? And they cannot see how he has totally reversed himself from his earlier LIES with a bunch of NEW LIES!! As someone said, what we should do is just let him rant and rave, and then pay attention to the ADULTS who actually KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT!

How many of trump’s Mar-a-Lago “workers” have tested positive? We hear all about the big shots having or not having the Covid-19 virus. But, it’s the little people that have to clean up the rooms.. and get infected.

What you got is like a selling pitch for an old Studebaker with sawdust in the trany. No way no how. Get out of the way of the medical professionals so I can get the facts.

“Trust me!”

We are in big trouble. He said all the food supply chains are intact. Time for more panic buying.

Abomination Trump’s sniffing is from his drug use, not because he’s ill.

No problem, you’re in good teeny hands.

A general rule when decoding Trump speak: Always read between the sniff, sniff, to discover the truth. Everything else is BS.

With an incubation period of from 2 to 14 days, his recent test after the exposure to the virus last week-end is premature. Time will tell.

I’m still trying to figure out why he got tested at all if it’s just a hoax.

Cocaine? President Donald Trump swore before Wednesday night’s address and then followed it up with, … He then asked his staff for “any white stuff.”.

Is the sniffing in reference to COVID-19 or to Tumpy’s strange habit of sniffing all the time when he’s feeling uncomfortable? (According to at least some statements I’ve read, if you’ve got a runny nose it’s not you-know-what but a cold.)

Hey, the oval office moment to America there was a lot of sniffing. I presumed it was due to his typical over medication to keep his behavior under control. Similar to all his sniffing and slurring of words during previous SOTUs.

Trump has used other people for decades, of course, but he is also very vulnerable to BEING used by other people—because of his imbecility and lunacy. I’ve been wondering for the past few years if some of his henchmen are putting drugs into his system that he doesn’t know about…..Then again, the sniffing MIGHT be because there’s a skunk or a Devin Nunes in the vicinity………

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CCW4Xnp_sQ&t=197s

Well, I certainly feel much better, listening to the great orange blob.

My friend and I have dogs. We have pledged each other, if one of us should die from this virus, the other will care for his dog.

Sad and yet comforting.

Pax et Bonum.

Funny ’toon, Clay ♥♥