Herman by Jim Unger for March 25, 2020

“If I fix it now, they’ll be trapped inside.”

Have both a shower sometime and this will never happen again .

“And the leaky roof!”

“Can’t fix it when it’s rainin’, don’t need fixin’ when it ain’t.”

Like repairing a leaky roof:Can’t fix it when it’s raining, don’t have to when it’s not.

If you put a 5 gallon pail of manure in the living room it keeps the flies out of the kitchen.

He and I share a fault in common; we’re one of these days guys.

Doesn’t matter how good the screens are they still get in. Stink bugs, flies, bean bugs and a moth now and then to my cats delight.

They get in anyways…..

She’s married to my first husband – the Late and Unlamented. Tell him you don’t want the screen fixed and it’ll be done before noon.

“If a man says he’ll fix something, he’ll fix it. No need to remind him every 6 months.” — Red Green

The bugs stopped, didn’t need fixing then.

Surprised he has that many insects flying around his head – seems like a dim wit to me…

Now why would one base a comic strip on the premise that a woman is so deeply incapable of fixing a screen door as this?

I tell my wife “if I said I will fix it I will you don’t have to keep reminding me every six months”.

There is still space between the bugs…