Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 25, 2020

Hurry, over to the ER to help a salted peanut!

Too true.

Very clever.

That was funny!

I thought fresh peanuts were ones giving each other kisses.

Why don’t they have little "m"s and "w"s on their tummies???

So wheres the peanut gallery?

Sad to admit I’m more brittle than fresh.

Did the cartoonist see the Super Bowl commercial before or after he made this ?

That’s just plain nuts.

Don’t tell Charles M. Schulz.

Nurse will wipe up the peanut oil.

Tell me about brittle…..

Obviously an older cartoon. Shouldn’t Mr. Peanut be lying in a bed with a sheet over him?

Yup, pretty much the way it is after 22+ years of school and a 40 year career, you’re thoroughly roasted, but still no good unless you’re an old salt.

Oh, @MarkParisi – you sure ‘Planted’ that one on us.

Where’s Snoopy?

Hopefully, none of those little ones are allergic to peanuts!

And the cynical detective peanuts are hard boiled with the celebrity peanuts getting roasted.